06.30.09 HEE HEE! THEY SAID ‘BALLS’

Here’s the latest in using sexual double entendres to sell fast food.  This time, instead of fellatio, it’s a whole bunch of suggestive suggestions for alternate names for the new Biscuit Holes from Hardee’s (AKA Carl’s Jr).  They’re round little pieces of biscuit that come with a sticky white sauce, so the marketing team really only had one way to go here.  Frankly, though, I would have preferred it if Hardee’s could have been a little more straightforward.  Something along the lines of “Put our jizzballs in your mouth, slut.”

[via @jimmytraina]