MC Hammer and Flavor Flav have risen from the hip-hop graveyard to power their own reality series, and VH1 is apparently looking to do the same thing for female artists, as it has greenlit separate series for Pepa and Chilli:
VH1 is giving two female hip-hop artists their own reality series — Sandra “Pepa” Denton of Salt n Pepa and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas from TLC [not to be confused with the cable channel - Ed.].
The “Pepa” series follows Denton as she begins her to search for love after living a celibate life for years. VH1 has ordered eight half-hour episodes… “Chilli” from R&B group TLC is also searching for romance and has enlisted the help of Brooklyn relationship expert Tionna Smalls. Eight half-hour episodes have been ordered.
Oohhhh… women in their late 30s and early 40s looking for love. Sounds spicy… like a Chilli Pepa! [I apologize. You didn't deserve that.] When asked why they didn’t get a reality show yet, the members of Kris Kross merely shrugged and went back to giving handjobs under the freeway overpass.


+1 for Danger Guerrero’s first comment.
I happen to like peppa on my chili.
/gets a slight chubby
Really penis?
Vh1 should just hide cameras in random overpasses. I would totally watch that shit for the bum fights, handjobs, Kriss Kross appearances, and junkies.
Looks like Sandra “Pepa” Denton has a secret.
If they’re whoring themselves out, at least now the backwards pants make sense. The fly in the back grants absurdly easy access.
Kris Kross will also blow you under the overpass but it will cost you extra and they make you wear a rubber backwards.
It’s true. I saw Daddy Mack holding a sign that said:
“Pull over for a Wiggedy Wiggedy Wack”
/rimshot
Kris Kross? Best $45 you’ll spend.
Even better on “Two fer Tuesday.”
Kriss Kross’ll make ya’ pump, pump.
@Burnsy, that is not hot lesbian action.
Yeah, I’m gonna guess episode 8 of Pepa’s will end with Queen Latifah bringing over her collection of softball bats.
I’d rather watch a show about Lisa Lopes.