06.18.09 HOMER SIMPSON TO VOICE GPS DEVICE

These devices come standard in a Canyonero.

/smells like a steak and seats 35!

Will the cars that this comes preinstalled on have 3 horns since you can never find a horn when you’re mad?

All right, we’re here. Now let us never speak of the shortcut again.

Does it plug into your dash hole?

Free TomTom with any snow plow purchase!

When you get into an accident, he will say “SAVE ME CHAKA KHAN, CHAKA KHAN!!!”

I hope that if Dan Castalneta dies in a car accident his last word is Ahhhhhhh!

What did you think I would say?

Comes pre-installed in a car for old-timers, which get fifteen rods to the hogshead.

Top of the line in utility sport
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

All I remember.

Crazy Vaclav: She’ll go 300 Hectares on a single tank of Kerosene.

Homer: What country is this car from?

Vaclav: It .. no longer exists.

(engine grinds)

Vaclav: Put it in H!

Stupid TomTom. Be more intuitive!

I’d prefer at least one “Glayvin!” mixed in for good measure.

All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way. Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.

Flanders: “Whatcha diddely-doin’, neighbor?
” (as Homer is puncturing his hood with a pickaxe)

Homer: “Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.”

This will go great with my car’s auto-drive; I just sit back and watch my ass grow.

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in history…from the…town of Springfield…He’s about to hit a chestnut tree

I love each and every one of you.

I hope that GPS works in my robot car. Probably not, since it’s an American-made robot car.

If you’re going too slow :

“Go faster dad!”
“I can’t, IT’S A GEOOO!”

D’oh! A Deer! A female deer!

“Outta my way, jerkass!”

When you boot the GPS for the first time, directions to Moe’s is already programmed.

Or when you type in a taco bell he chants “where’s my burrito!” until you get there. You owe me a pm, matt.

Better reference: after a wreck it gets real quiet then says “itwas like that when I got here!”

If you are drunk does it sound like Barney Gumble?