HOMER SIMPSON TO VOICE GPS DEVICE
06.18.09TomTom, a company that makes portable GPS devices for cars, has previously offered celebrity voices like John Cleese and Kitt from “Knight Rider” for its direction-giving product. Up next: notable bad driver Homer Simpson. From the NY Post:
Homer Simpson [is now] available on its navigator as a download. Homer gives directions and says things like: “Woohoo! You have reached your destination and you can hold your head up high because you are a genius.”
I think I’d prefer it if Homer’s voice hindered you from getting to where you want to go. I’d rather he encouraged road rage and distracted people from the task of driving. Like, he should say things like “Stupid SUV drivers… I hate them so much.“ Or he could just sing a song that alerts you when you’re about to hit a chestnut tree.
Dammit, this always happens when I write about “The Simpsons.” I focus on making a reference instead of an actual joke. Eh, whatever. If you don’t get the reference we probably can’t be friends anyway.


If you are drunk does it sound like Barney Gumble?
Better reference: after a wreck it gets real quiet then says “itwas like that when I got here!”
Or when you type in a taco bell he chants “where’s my burrito!” until you get there. You owe me a pm, matt.
When you boot the GPS for the first time, directions to Moe’s is already programmed.
“Outta my way, jerkass!”
D’oh! A Deer! A female deer!
If you’re going too slow :
“Go faster dad!”
“I can’t, IT’S A GEOOO!”
I hope that GPS works in my robot car. Probably not, since it’s an American-made robot car.
I love each and every one of you.
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in history…from the…town of Springfield…He’s about to hit a chestnut tree
This will go great with my car’s auto-drive; I just sit back and watch my ass grow.
Flanders: “Whatcha diddely-doin’, neighbor?
” (as Homer is puncturing his hood with a pickaxe)
Homer: “Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.”
All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way. Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.
I’d prefer at least one “Glayvin!” mixed in for good measure.
Stupid TomTom. Be more intuitive!
Crazy Vaclav: She’ll go 300 Hectares on a single tank of Kerosene.
Homer: What country is this car from?
Vaclav: It .. no longer exists.
(engine grinds)
Vaclav: Put it in H!
Top of the line in utility sport
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
All I remember.
Comes pre-installed in a car for old-timers, which get fifteen rods to the hogshead.
I hope that if Dan Castalneta dies in a car accident his last word is Ahhhhhhh!
What did you think I would say?
When you get into an accident, he will say “SAVE ME CHAKA KHAN, CHAKA KHAN!!!”
Free TomTom with any snow plow purchase!
Does it plug into your dash hole?
All right, we’re here. Now let us never speak of the shortcut again.
Will the cars that this comes preinstalled on have 3 horns since you can never find a horn when you’re mad?
These devices come standard in a Canyonero.
/smells like a steak and seats 35!