Comments on: I CAN’T BELIEVE THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE

By: La Schmoove

La Schmoove — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:31:42 +0000

Y’know how women are always saying how they want a nice guy with a sense of humor? Um….yeah….

On a side note, My quote has been quoted! Dreams do come true !!

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:53:35 +0000

Maybe the plot of Children of Men isn’t such a bad idea after all…

By: Pretzelman

Pretzelman — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:30:37 +0000

Too late Duke, Kendra’s pregnant

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:26:10 +0000

California needs to legalize the hunting of douchebags. Hell, I’m sure there would be some who would offer bounty on them.

Failing that, can we just push all of Southern Cal into the ocean? And soon, before any of these douches reproduce?

By: Panty Man

Panty Man — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:11:24 +0000

Can the “M” in MTV now be considered false advertising? There’s more music on my phone than on that entire fucking network.

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:58:42 +0000

Like, I am dumber for having watched that crap. Thanks, Matt.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:02:48 +0000

They’re just living the dream!

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:48:17 +0000

Look at those fucking fat-asses. More pie, tubby?

By: ihopethisgetsmattmoney

ihopethisgetsmattmoney — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:44:42 +0000

Please God, if you can find just ten non-douchebags in Orange County, will you spare Orange County for their sake?

(booming voice) “For the sake of 10 I will not destroy it.”

/Mushroom cloud over southern California

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:16:12 +0000

After this and Monday’s Spencer/Heidi photoshop fail, I’m pretty sure Ufford obeys a computer overlord that chooses to crash anytime a post exceeds exorbitant douchebag levels.