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06.03.09 I HATE YOU. DIE.

I’ve already spit up bile at the thought of Bravo’s new reality show, “NYC Prep.”  As you may recall, it focuses on the lives of six privileged high schoolers living in Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhood, and the new video promo is… well, let’s just say I don’t think we’re gonna be friends, me and this show.   Here are some of the kids’ quotes from the clip:

“My biggest problem this week was that my tux wasn’t tight enough.”

“Everyone’s having sex with everyone.  There are, like, naked pictures of girls you had sex with or whatever.”

Ugh.  Listen, it’s not these kids’ fault that they were born with a silver spoon rammed up their ass.  I don’t want to indiscriminately hate them.  But COME ON, Bravo.  They’ve already been given everything in their lives without working for it — sure, let’s just give them a TV show, too!  Heaven forbid they not get something delivered to them gratis.  Maybe we can volunteer on the weekends to massage their genitals, too.  I mean, uh, after they turn 18.

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There are 11 comments about:
I HATE YOU. DIE.

June 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 am
The Average Bear says:

Kids having sex? NOOO! Wait…I went to public school where 15+ girls walked graduation with their kid in hand or bout to pop one out.

June 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 am
The Average Bear says:

But really…..I wish there was some kind of virus you could smear on thousand dollar bills to weed out these sort of punks….

June 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

When I’m in charge, there’ll be rules about who can wear knit caps and when they can wear them.

June 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Ryan says:

One of the kids names is “PC”. I hope a big kid that had to drop out of school to work construction jobs to support his mom and sister named “Mac” beats the living fuck out of him.

June 3rd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Panty Man says:

In their defense . . . I’m just playing, they all need a foot in they ass. LOVE that they think having everything handed to them = maturing quickly. Yes, you’re much more “adult” than poor kids.

June 3rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Kid Presentable says:

Y’know things were going pretty well, but with this you’ve made me sufficiently pissed-off for the day. Thank you, Ufford.

June 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
smellme says:

screw these kids… those boys were the kinds of fruit cakes who i would pummel on the soccer field

June 3rd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Forrest Whitaker says:

10 Things I Hate About You
By Forrest Whitaker
1) We have kids under 18 talking about fucking.
2) We have kids under 18 boozing in nightclubs.
3) We have two boys, aptly named Sebastian and PC, who look like complete assclowns and would be deemed losers in almost any society if their daddy’s didn’t have money.
4) We have four little whores who all believe they are models but probably suck more cock then Mary Carey.
5) Odds are one of these girls on the show has been date raped a time or two. … And secretly enjoyed every minute of it.
6) A sex tape will arise from this show. And pedophiles everywhere will rejoice in unified celebration much like the world did at the creation of artificial intelligence in 2029.
7) No one on this show can throw a football properly, yet all of them know what hot new fashion item we’ll all be wearing soon.
8) Someone from this show will contemplate suicide this season.
9) Odds are one of these young ladies flirts and probably fucks a teacher or headmaster at her prep school.
10) I was never asked to play the part of teacher or headmaster.

June 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Forrest Whitaker says:

Society. You are dead to me.

June 3rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Taco_JOnes says:

Forrest, that is one cool #8.

June 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
CrabApple says:

It is scary how girls are in these shows.

If I ever have a daughter, she will wear a burka and under neath that burka she will be wearing a Bill Cosby sweater.

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