Comments on: I HATE YOU. DIE. http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die A much better television blog than you deserve Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: CrabApple http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6693 CrabApple Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:44:20 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6693 It is scary how girls are in these shows. If I ever have a daughter, she will wear a burka and under neath that burka she will be wearing a Bill Cosby sweater. It is scary how girls are in these shows.

If I ever have a daughter, she will wear a burka and under neath that burka she will be wearing a Bill Cosby sweater.

]]> By: Taco_JOnes http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6678 Taco_JOnes Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:04:11 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6678 Forrest, that is one cool #8. Forrest, that is one cool #8.

]]> By: Forrest Whitaker http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6676 Forrest Whitaker Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:30:01 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6676 Society. You are dead to me. Society. You are dead to me.

]]> By: Forrest Whitaker http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6675 Forrest Whitaker Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:27:43 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6675 <b>10 Things I Hate About You</b> By Forrest Whitaker 1) We have kids under 18 talking about fucking. 2) We have kids under 18 boozing in nightclubs. 3) We have two boys, aptly named Sebastian and PC, who look like complete assclowns and would be deemed losers in almost any society if their daddy's didn't have money. 4) We have four little whores who all believe they are models but probably suck more cock then Mary Carey. 5) Odds are one of these girls on the show has been date raped a time or two. ... And secretly enjoyed every minute of it. 6) A sex tape will arise from this show. And pedophiles everywhere will rejoice in unified celebration much like the world did at the creation of artificial intelligence in 2029. 7) No one on this show can throw a football properly, yet all of them know what hot new fashion item we'll all be wearing soon. 8) Someone from this show will contemplate suicide this season. 9) Odds are one of these young ladies flirts and probably fucks a teacher or headmaster at her prep school. 10) I was never asked to play the part of teacher or headmaster. 10 Things I Hate About You
By Forrest Whitaker
1) We have kids under 18 talking about fucking.
2) We have kids under 18 boozing in nightclubs.
3) We have two boys, aptly named Sebastian and PC, who look like complete assclowns and would be deemed losers in almost any society if their daddy’s didn’t have money.
4) We have four little whores who all believe they are models but probably suck more cock then Mary Carey.
5) Odds are one of these girls on the show has been date raped a time or two. … And secretly enjoyed every minute of it.
6) A sex tape will arise from this show. And pedophiles everywhere will rejoice in unified celebration much like the world did at the creation of artificial intelligence in 2029.
7) No one on this show can throw a football properly, yet all of them know what hot new fashion item we’ll all be wearing soon.
8) Someone from this show will contemplate suicide this season.
9) Odds are one of these young ladies flirts and probably fucks a teacher or headmaster at her prep school.
10) I was never asked to play the part of teacher or headmaster.

]]> By: smellme http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6674 smellme Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:23:16 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6674 screw these kids... those boys were the kinds of fruit cakes who i would pummel on the soccer field screw these kids… those boys were the kinds of fruit cakes who i would pummel on the soccer field

]]> By: Kid Presentable http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6671 Kid Presentable Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:28:41 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6671 Y'know things were going pretty well, but with this you've made me sufficiently pissed-off for the day. Thank you, Ufford. Y’know things were going pretty well, but with this you’ve made me sufficiently pissed-off for the day. Thank you, Ufford.

]]> By: Panty Man http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6669 Panty Man Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:08:56 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6669 In their defense . . . I'm just playing, they all need a foot in they ass. LOVE that they think having everything handed to them = maturing quickly. Yes, you're much more "adult" than poor kids. In their defense . . . I’m just playing, they all need a foot in they ass. LOVE that they think having everything handed to them = maturing quickly. Yes, you’re much more “adult” than poor kids.

]]> By: Ryan http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6664 Ryan Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:44:27 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6664 One of the kids names is "PC". I hope a big kid that had to drop out of school to work construction jobs to support his mom and sister named "Mac" beats the living fuck out of him. One of the kids names is “PC”. I hope a big kid that had to drop out of school to work construction jobs to support his mom and sister named “Mac” beats the living fuck out of him.

]]> By: Tim Was Tim http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6663 Tim Was Tim Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:43:20 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6663 When I'm in charge, there'll be rules about who can wear knit caps and when they can wear them. When I’m in charge, there’ll be rules about who can wear knit caps and when they can wear them.

]]> By: The Average Bear http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/i-hate-you-die/comment-page-1#comment-6652 The Average Bear Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:20:26 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2957#comment-6652 But really.....I wish there was some kind of virus you could smear on thousand dollar bills to weed out these sort of punks.... But really…..I wish there was some kind of virus you could smear on thousand dollar bills to weed out these sort of punks….

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