Those of you connected to the Interwebitwitterspheriverse may recall that following the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson last Thursday, there was a much-tweeted hoax that Jeff Goldblum had died.  Well, on last night’s “Colbert Report,” Goldblum appeared in person to address the news of his death. 

It’s a pretty solid clip, and I like the idea of giving your own eulogy — I think that could be even better than attending your own funeral à la Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.  Not that I ever read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.  Books are for queers.  The only explanation for how I even know that reference is that I accidentally learned it by osmosis when I used a hardcover copy to beat up a nerd.  That’s what you get for reading, wuss!