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06.30.09 JEFF GOLDBLUM NOT DEAD ON ‘COLBERT REPORT’

Those of you connected to the Interwebitwitterspheriverse may recall that following the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson last Thursday, there was a much-tweeted hoax that Jeff Goldblum had died. Well, on last night’s “Colbert Report,” Goldblum appeared in person to address the news of his death.

It’s a pretty solid clip, and I like the idea of giving your own eulogy — I think that could be even better than attending your own funeral à la Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. Not that I ever read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Books are for queers. The only explanation for how I even know that reference is that I accidentally learned it by osmosis when I used a hardcover copy to beat up a nerd. That’s what you get for reading, wuss!

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There are 8 comments about:
JEFF GOLDBLUM NOT DEAD ON ‘COLBERT REPORT’

June 30th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

He was, however, in thinking jail.

June 30th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

“Books are for queers.”
But what about this coffee table book of “20 Greatest Female Porn Stars of the 80’s” I just got?

/actually not a bad idea
//anyone in publishing?

June 30th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

“coffee table book of “20 Greatest Female Porn Stars of the 80’s”

Would you like some Sekka with your Sanka?

June 30th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Self-eulogy would be right up Billy Mays’ alley. WATCH MIGHTY PUTTY PULL THIS CASKET! YOU ONLY NEED ONE PALLBEARER!

June 30th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Jessica Dwyer says:

This was pretty awesome. I especially liked his reaction to the real newsbroadcast about it.

June 30th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Kid Presentable says:

I accidentally learned it by osmosis when I used a hardcover copy to beat up a nerd.

Ufford also learned the word “osmosis” from Baywatch.

June 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

herc rock says:

Hmm, looks like we’re out of corn pone, fat back, hard tack, fat pone, corn tack…

July 1st, 2009 at 1:19 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

Who would you most prefer give your eulogy?

I’d go with either Morgan Freeman or Bobcat Goldthwait

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