When we last checked in on “The Real Divorcees and Single Women of New Jersey,” news had broken that black AmEx-toting Danielle Staub was actually a coke-whoring ex-stripper with a sizable criminal record.  Whoops!  Since then, I’ve gone back to pretending this show doesn’t exist, but last night’s season finale — in which the women and their families gathered around for an orchestrated dinner.  From what I understand, Danielle blamed someone for bringing her past to light, then there were some counter-accusations, then Teresa was all, “WHORE! AND OTHER NAMES!” and flipped a table over.  I dunno, whatever.  Read a recap of it here.

In case you can’t get the video to work for you, no worries: Bravo will air a special hour-long “director’s cut” of the dinner fight tomorrow night.  Oh, and Danielle’s two-decades-younger ex-boyfriend says she’s a sex maniac who needs it in public all the time, and he’s considering releasing one or more of their alleged sex tapes.  Thanks buddy, but I prefer to be turned on by watching people have sex.