JERSEY ‘HOUSEWIVES’ DONE GOT CRAZY
06.17.09When we last checked in on “The Real Divorcees and Single Women of New Jersey,” news had broken that black AmEx-toting Danielle Staub was actually a coke-whoring ex-stripper with a sizable criminal record. Whoops! Since then, I’ve gone back to pretending this show doesn’t exist, but last night’s season finale — in which the women and their families gathered around for an orchestrated dinner. From what I understand, Danielle blamed someone for bringing her past to light, then there were some counter-accusations, then Teresa was all, “WHORE! AND OTHER NAMES!” and flipped a table over. I dunno, whatever. Read a recap of it here.
In case you can’t get the video to work for you, no worries: Bravo will air a special hour-long “director’s cut” of the dinner fight tomorrow night. Oh, and Danielle’s two-decades-younger ex-boyfriend says she’s a sex maniac who needs it in public all the time, and he’s considering releasing one or more of their alleged sex tapes. Thanks buddy, but I prefer to be turned on by watching people have sex.

And Jersey continues to show why it’s America’s gooch.
Just a simple question really, why does her hairline start an 1 1/2″ above her eyebrows?
I don’t give a fuck…I’ll watch anyone’s sex tape. Even Burnsy.
Am I actually supposed to give a shit about these hosebags?
I believe it was Too $hort that sayeth “You can’t turn a hooker into a housewife.” So there you go.
Wait… that’s a woman?
just like the old saying goes, “If it’s from Bayonne, leave it alone…”
also “Jersey girls are not trash, trash gets picked up”
So Dre & Co had it right about housewives…