06.22.09 ‘LET’S GET THIS GENOCIDE STARTED!’

Is PC Guy in this?

How about a freaking “spoiler alert” for those of us who are just catching up?

I can skip two whole seasons now that I know Adama gets shot by the asian and Quantum Leap is a cylon.

You really saved me some time there. Dick.

Johann. If you are that far behind on the show, why would you even watch this trailer? Tony gets shot in the last episode of the Sopranos.

@Johann,

You’re 3 years behind on the series. How could you expect no spoilers in this trailer? Its an add-on AFTER THE END OF THE SERIES. On the other hand, I gues you could have been joking

Kara isn’t cylon or human, she’s an angel, the song that the final five cylons (The chief, Tory, Anders, Ellen and Saul Tigh) are hearing is actually a mathematical formula written by Starbuck’s father in the form of a song years ago. It contains the coordinates to Earth. Baltar and Caprica 6 each see Angel versions of eachother who still roam modern day earth. The events of BSG are the history of our Earth, humans and cylons decided to start fresh without any technology, so they sent the fleet into the sun. Because of this, present day humans have no knowledge of our past, we simply think we evolved from apes.

For fucks sake.

@Johann,

In other news, the Allies won WWII, the Chinese have the bomb, the US put a man on the moon, and there was this thing called “Disco” that was all the rage about 30 years ago.

haha Johann is an idiot for watching this. Adama was shot in Season 1.

Ron Moore takes a dump in season 3 and irrevocably kills all the good will he earned in seasons 1 & 2.

Hey Johann, Luke blows up the Deathstar and we learn that Darth Vader is his father. I hope I didn’t spoil the trilogy for you.

Johann, this version of BSG is a re-imagining of the original series. Lorne Greene does not play Adama, Eddie Olmos does. And Starbuck is a woman. Richard Hatch, not the gay Richard Hatch from Survivor, but the Richard Hatch that played Apollo in TOS plays Tom Zarek, a freedom fighter/terrorist in this BSG. Apollo is played by a blond English guy who doesn’t look blond because he dyes his hair and he doesn’t sound English because he speaks with an American accent in the show. Col. Tigh, who was played by a black guy in TOS is played by a drunk white guy in this version, who ends up being a Cylon. Boomer is played by an Asian female, not another black guy, and she is a Cylon from the beginning. BUT, there is an English guy, not Jamie Bamber, who plays Apollo, but another guy who plays Gaius Baltar (James Callis), who does speak with an English accent to disguise the fact he’s from Aerlon. Oh, and Cylons look human.

snape kills dumbledore
darth vader is luke’s father
doc brown gets married and builds a time machine out of a train
and the remaining knights are abruptly arrested.

OMG, laughing my head off at all the spoilers in these comments. You are going to make Johann’s head explode!

Soylent green is people

In the 6th Sense Bruce Willis is dead and he doesn’t know it.

Johann, you see a trailer described as “Here’s what happened.” and you watch it? Who cares whose perspective it is from? It’s telling you HERES WHAT HAPPENED. Moran.

LOL at johann and all the responses to him.

Johann,

Here are the 12 Cylon models:

Brother Cavil / John
Leoben Conoy
D’Anna Biers
Simon
Aaron Doral
Shelly/Gina/Caprica/Natalie/Lida/Sonja
Sharon Valerii/Boomer/Athena
Chief Galen Tyrol
Tory Foster
Sam Anders
Colonel Saul Tigh
Ellen Tigh

There is no way that Johann’s post was serious. Not possible.

Haha, poor poor Johann.

Johann,

Thor get killed by the serpent Jormungandr, and Fenris kills Odin.

Oh, and Roland makes it to the top of the tower, only to find himself cast back into the Mohaine Desert, chasing the man in black, for what may well be the hundredth or the thousandth time.

halo is a weapon,the humans are decandants of the forunners,sgt johnson dies,and the Master chief lives at the end of Halo 3,Oh and gohan kills cell with one arm ;)

Hey Johann! News just in – they nailed Jesus to a cross one Friday and he died! Bet you didn’t see that one coming……but it’s okay, the fracker rises again on the Sunday morning so he can eat Easter Eggs!