06.17.09 LETTERMAN WILL MOUTH-RAPE YOUR CHILDREN

Luckily none of these people have heard of With Leather.

At least Leno never made a joke about Sarah Palin’s kid. Except the time he did. At least Dave was funny.

Gee, i wish i could excited over absolutely nothing like these fine, upstanding pillars of the community. It’s a shame Triumph the Insult Comic Dog couldn’t have been there too.

If I wear a Goldilocks wig and hold a Lollapalooza, do I qualify for the Mouth-Rape?

In my excitement i neglected the word “get”. Insert where appropriate.

Jay Leno fans deep-fry their toothpaste.

What is fat nicole richie doing there?

Was Allan Stokke at the rally? He’s got issues with people talking about daughters….

“Insert where appropriate.”

I think that’s the Palin Family Motto.

“Go home and take care of your kids, they could be next.”

Yeah, if you don’t watch your kids closely, they could get knocked up at age 17 from a salt-of-the-earth retard named “Levi.”

Thank God that Sarah Palin is here to lead by her example.

If Jay Leno were funny and original, he could have filmed a year’s worth of “Jaywalking” bits at this rally.

Hard to believe, but Fox News has a four-hour Viagra boner over this, uh, controversy?

No, that’s not the right word. Mind-numbing stupidity? Yeah, that’s it.

“Verbal pedophile” appears on my CV at least twice.

Leno is a douche that took the Tonight Show away from Letterman. Garry Shandling was a much better guest host for Johnny than Leno. Conan should be taking over from Dave now instead of Jay.

Does anyone remember when conservatives weren’t a bunch of pants-pissing crybabies?

Yah, me neither. Let the tears flow, Glen Beck. Let it out.

Poor Letterman, he hasn’t been funny since 1987 (Leno’s never been funny).

As any rational thought ever been uttered after the pharse “Wake Up!”

Has any rational thought ever been typed before proof reading?

As a liberal, I’m just glad its not our loonies that have a monopoly on victimhood anymore.

I guess we should be glad that, for once, a right-wing protest didn’t lead to someone getting shot. So far, at least.

Letterman married his son’s mother a couple of months back, so he’s no longer a non-marital child. Just another correction.

Is this Fox News fault again?

Is this Fox News fault again?

Did you watch the link I posted? All those breathless segments about this stupid fucking non-story came from about seven or eight hours of programming on Tuesday morning.

The Jerry Lewis Telethon doesn’t have that kind of laser-like focus on a single issue.

I have been making jokes about his bastard son. Send them over to my house.

“Is this Fox News fault again?”

Sure. They’re the industry leaders in mouth rape.

The best part is Richard and Sal making out at the end. It’s also by far the least disturbing. What’s Jewish for “People with uninformed opinions with not much at all to do?”

“Did you watch the link I posted?”

No.

I haven’t watched anything from Fox News in, it must be at least six or seven years. If you don’t like what they have to say I’d suggest you do the same. If David Letterman, or anyone else for that matter doesn’t like people saying all kinds of bad things about them, maybe they should stop saying bad things about peoples kids. The current president has two daughters, why not make fun of them?

I’m sorry for the late comment, but I was just let out of jail, after punching 7 random people. The court-ordered psychiatrist tells me that everything I hear is interpreted as a joke about raping a 14-year-old girl. I’d believe him, but then he made a totally inappropriate joke about raping a 14-year-old girl, so I punched him.

I hereby announce my candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012.

“The current president has two daughters, why not make fun of them?”

Uh…..Because unlike Palin’s daughter, neither of them got pregnant?

Are you sure you don’t watch Fox News? Because you seem retarded enough to be a faithful viewer.

Also, i like the way Buddy thinks:

“I haven’t watched anything from Fox News in, it must be at least six or seven years. If you don’t like what they have to say I’d suggest you do the same. If David Letterman, or anyone else for that matter doesn’t like people saying all kinds of bad things about them, maybe they should stop saying bad things about peoples kids.”

So….

If people don’t like Fox News, they shouldn’t listen to Fox News.

If people don’t like David Letterman, he should watch what he fucking says!

Gosh, you’re smart Buddy.

You seem grumpy marmalard did you get grape juice on your Che Guevara shirt when the lid came off your sippy cup? Don’t worry you can get a new one at Werx! at the mall.
They’re next to the Misfits shirts with the big white skull face on them in the corner.

Wow, what a great comeback.

I’m actually 42 years old, Buddy, so I don’t know half of what you’re talking about there.

42 should be easy for you to remember. Take your IQ and add 12.

I love how at the end with the mouthraping woman that Richard Christie and Sal the Stockbroker from Howard Stern are totally fake making out with each other. Take a look again and see! Also, some people are just plain retarded.