06.16.09 LINKS: HELEN HUNT + PCP + KEYBOARD CAT
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD. First of all, taking a classic clip from the 1982 after-school special Desperate Lives and mixing it with Keyboard Cat is a great idea. But then you get a minute into the video and think, “Where could this possibly go to last another four minutes?” And then your mind gets blown out the top of your skull like a geyser. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
Yawn. Katie Holmes will be on “So You Think You Can Dance.” Still waiting for “So You Think You Can Escape the Prison of Scientology.” I would watch that show. [Us Magazine]
But I like vomiting! Twelve practical reasons weed is better than alcohol. I respectfully disagree, but that’s only because I’ve mastered the craft of drinking. [Hail Mary Jane]
You could do worse, I suppose. Bethenny Frankel is happily in love with a new guy. Eh, better him than me. [LIVE]
Craig Ferguson almost attempted suicide once. He didn’t even TRY to commit suicide? Bringing that up now is an even sadder plea for attention than actually attempting it. [NY Daily News]
Trumped by Keyboard Cat. This picture of a monkey cowboy riding a dog would have been the image to go with this post if I hadn’t witnessed the greatness above. [Yep Yep]

I remember Craig talking about this on his show a year or so ago, he said he was on his way to commit suicide when the bartender offered him a free drink. He said he entered rehab shortly afterward figuring being diverted from suicide by the prospect of a free drink was probably a sign of alocholism