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“Weeds” star Mary-Louise Parker set the record straight in an interview with TV Guide: her quote about regretting the nude scene in the Season 4 finale (NSFW) was misconstrued, and in fact she LOVES being naked.  Oh, Miss Parker, you already had made my heart, but you just stole it again anyway.

weeds-sex-scene“They made it sound like I was like, ‘They made me take my clothes off and chained me to the bathtub,’” Parker says. [Sounds like a scene from my soundproofed basement -Ed.] “It made it seem like we were fighting, and nobody’s fighting.” [...]

But Parker wants to be clear that it wasn’t the nudity that bothered her. “I mean, if you know me, it’s like, someone sneezes and I take my clothes off,” she says. “I’m naked in Esquire in August. I was naked on the set the other day. I’m always naked. I’m naked right now, in fact,” she jokes.

Really?  A sneeze is all it takes?  Man, we’d be perfect together.  She looks great naked, and I have terrible allergies.  Where’s my inhaler?  Call me, Mary-Louise!