R.I.P. FARRAH FAWCETT
06.25.09Actress and iconic sex symbol Farrah Fawcett passed away this morning. She was 62, the victim of a rare anal cancer, which — and I’ve given this some serious thought — is probably the worst kind of cancer to have.
Fawcett rose to superstardom in the late ’70s due to a starring role on “Charlie’s Angels” and the famous poster that showcased her feathered hair and prominent nipples, but later worked hard to establish herself as a serious actress, gaining three Emmy nominations. She also provided a classic television moment in her 1997 appearance on Letterman, in which she appeared high or crazy or both. But that’s all in the past now. A sad day. I hate it when sexy people die.














P.S. Tomorrow’s New York Post WILL have an “Angel” reference. I promise.


A better proctologist than Jack Elam would have caught it in time.
RIP, Jill Munroe
Farewell sexy Farrah … my penis honors you with a 7-inch Salute*.
*margin of error: 2-3 inches
She owed her career to Aaron Spelling. God bless that old, dead bastard. Nobody sold “jiggle” like Spelling.
less namath please.
^^^it wasn’t anal cancer, it was just vapor lock!
My brother had “the poster” in our room for most of my childhood. God bless that man. Oh and her too-she’s seemed like good people.
She died a lady.
A lady with ass cancer. Also there is no god.