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The Internet makes stupid ideas awesome. If someone said to me, “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if birds had arms?” I’d say, “No, not really.  Lay off the weed.”  And yet, I have basked in the glory of this forum of brilliant birds-with-arms Photoshops for several days now.  [Something Awful]

Deal. Redhead Keltie Martin from “Deal or No Deal” is modestly attractive. [Gunaxin]

Dear a cappella, We still hate you.  Signed, the Entire World. Remember SNL’s digital short “I’m on a Boat”?  Well, there’s an a cappella version now.  Yay.  [The Smoking Section]

Put in on your calendar. “Mad Men” Season 3 has a premiere date: August 16th.  Try to work it into your busy schedule.  I know all that wanking is time-consuming.  [Broadcasting & Cable]

It’s the mustache. Five clips of Gerlado Rivera coming off as a complete ass.  Left off the list: every other Geraldo clip. [Don Chavez]

I like the part where his head gets smashed to bits. An animated tribute to Spencer Pratt.  [Sick Pigs]

The Army gives out ribbons for helping celebrities. Stephen Colbert’s “comedy liaison” in Iraq: Sergeant First Class Benari Poulten. Cool assignment, but not worth going to Iraq for.  [the comic's comic]