SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE LADY
06.20.09The formula for TV Land’s “She’s Got the Look” is ["America's Next Top Model" - Tyra Banks + aspiring models who are at least 35 years old]. So it’s essentially less unintentionally funny and less sexy. Considering that TV Land also aired “The Cougar,” I’m guessing it sells more ad space to anti-aging facial creams than any other cable channel.
Anyway, in this week’s epsiode, after the judges announed that two of the women would be sent home, a contestant named Laurie LOST HER GODDAM MIND. Mind you, none of the judges had said anything about sending her home. She apparently assumed she was getting sent home, and used the opportunity to take off her shirt. Grrrr, sexy old pixels!
I really can’t explain it any better than that. Women be crazy. However, it is nice to see your mom working.

“I’ll talk to you if you put your top back on.”
That’s where you and I are different, buddy.
I would punch that NY hipster one right in the vag.
If you know what I’m saying.
I’m talking about fisting.
I’m a Mother Lover. You’re a Mother Lover. We should fuck each others mothers. Fuck each others Mooooooooothers!
Hey I got your anti-aging facial cream right here!
**grabs bottle of anti-aging facial cream**
Yum.