THIS ISN’T A SPOILER, PEOPLE
06.11.09The second season of “Mad Men” ended with Betty Draper telling her husband Don that she’s pregnant. Today the paparazzi snapped some photos of the actors filming Season 3, and everyone’s all “SPOILER ALERT!” and “ZOMG SPOILER” and “SPOILER AFTER THE JUMP” just because Betty’s holding a baby.
Really? This is what we’re calling a spoiler these days? “Oh my God! I knew she was pregnant, but I never thought she’d ACTUALLY HAVE A BABY!!!” If this supposed spoiler really bothers you, go ahead and relax a little. Breathe into a paper bag. Take a Xanax. And then punch yourself in the groin, because (a) pregnant married women in the 1960s usually went on to have babies, and (b) IT’S JUST A TV SHOW, YOU CLOD. Find something that matters to get upset about. Like how your head is leaking brain fluid.
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IT’S JUST A TV SHOW, YOU CLOD
Morning Glow’s new tagline?
If Mad Men is anything like MY life, Betty will be suing Don for child support while Don is left protesting “are you sure it’s mine? I don’t even know your name!”
It’s funny how life imitates art. And how sometimes condoms don’t work. And how quick to sue so many hookers are.
So is that guy all the way on the left his stoner son from the 90s?