Even though it features Audrina Patridge in a bikini, I couldn’t sit through the entire 30-second that Audrina did for Carl’s Jr (aka Hardee’s in some parts of the country).  She may be nice to look at, but she’s got all the personality of a used muffler.

By the way, that combination of good looks and vapid personality has kept her onboard not just with “The Hills,” but also on a new MTV reality show about her life.  Awesome.  I can’t wait to learn more about the fascinating Audrina Patridge.  “Today, my driver took me and one of my friends somewhere, and we ate salads.  I listened and chewed at the same time.  It was hard!”