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06.24.09 THIS WOULD BE BETTER WITH FURBURGERS

Even though it features Audrina Patridge in a bikini, I couldn’t sit through the entire 30-second that Audrina did for Carl’s Jr (aka Hardee’s in some parts of the country). She may be nice to look at, but she’s got all the personality of a used muffler.

By the way, that combination of good looks and vapid personality has kept her onboard not just with “The Hills,” but also on a new MTV reality show about her life. Awesome. I can’t wait to learn more about the fascinating Audrina Patridge. “Today, my driver took me and one of my friends somewhere, and we ate salads. I listened and chewed at the same time. It was hard!”

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THIS WOULD BE BETTER WITH FURBURGERS

June 24th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

I like my furburgers without the fur.

June 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Burnsy says:

She’s also signed on to play Boof in Teen Wolf.

June 24th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

That’s a fine looking steamed ham but In-N-Out is better.

June 24th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Vince FilmDrunk says:

Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.

June 24th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

“She may be nice to look at, but she’s got all the personality of a used muffler.”

I fail to see the issue here. If I wanted to talk with people I had sex with I’d be gay.

/Hi, honey… I’ll be home for dinner!

June 24th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

CrabApple says:

You go ahead and think you are being sexy by eating a burger.

All I see is a woman who is going to have a whole bunch of meat farts 35 minutes after eating that.

June 24th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

meat farts should have made the KSK nasty fetish tournament

June 24th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

Will they still be able to call it The Hills once she leaves for her own show?

June 25th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Lem says:

Doesn’t she know that shit makes chicks fart?

July 1st, 2009 at 7:59 pm

Christian says:

i cannot believe jenny lewis lent her song to this commercial.

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