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06.04.09 TOO SOON?

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As you’ve no doubt seen by now, the most recent reports about the death of David Carradine indicate that the actor was discovered naked and with a chord around his neck, suggesting that the initial report of “natural causes” meant “natural causes in Thailand.”

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body. [...]

Thai newspaper The Nation reported that police believe the actor took his own life, and preliminary investigations found that he hanged himself. [BBC]

I’d like to make it clear that the rumors about the rope around his genitals don’t have a legitimate source; I would guess that it’s inflated speculation about the phrase “…and other parts of his body” in the BBC report.  Seems pretty insensitive, considering that a well-loved performer died.  But on the other hand, I laughed at this “CSI: Miami” cartoon, so I’m not really in a position to wag my finger at anyone.

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There are 23 comments about:
TOO SOON?

June 4th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
PastorOfMuppets says:

I always use a spotter for autoerotic asphyxiation.

June 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
giantcowofdoom says:

I feel bad laughing at the cartoon but its very very funny

June 4th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Burnsy says:

Sounds like the maid walked in on something wagging at her.

June 4th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
JCSC says:

This gives all new subtext to his film “Bound for Glory.”

June 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Tracer Bullet says:

I like to think this is Bruce Lee getting revenge for “Kung Fu.”

June 4th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Gordon-Gekko Shumway says:

Why am I not suprised that David Caruso wears two pairs of glasses.

June 4th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Kid Presentable says:

@Gordon-Gekko: I didn’t notice that until you pointed it out, well done.

Definitely don’t want to miss any updates … I guess I can hang around awhile.

June 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Drunken Mick Bastard says:

So he was killed by the five-finger death knuckle-shuffle.

Tarantino is a prophet!

June 4th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Your Mom says:

When I first read that BBC article it had “genitals” in place of “other body parts”. They changed it at some point.

June 4th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

Tough guy, tumbled.
Hard man, humbled

June 4th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Zack says:

It’s been done (sniffs dismissively).

/Michael Hutchence imitating George Harrison.

June 4th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Leapin_Lizards says:

I’m very happy no one on this site, Filmdrunk or WWTDD has gone with the “Kill Bill” angle.

yup, only professional commentators here

June 4th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
The Walking Eye says:

Good thing I don’t listen to music, Uff, else I may die.

And when I heard he died in Thailand, my imagination went much further than what actually happened.

June 5th, 2009 at 2:31 am
Danielson says:

I guess he’s now snatching peas from the hand of St. Peter….

June 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Kelly says:

I cannot stop laughing at this. So funny

June 5th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Sulaman Odingo says:

“How can I get loose, Master?
“Ah, Grasshopper, you can get loose when you can untie the knot that binds you…”

June 5th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
merk says:

AAAND Epiconeliner.com just found it’s way to my favorites.
ah thank you sir

June 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
guest says:

Wow just visited this site today and so far I am not the least bit impressed as a matter of fact this site sux is this suppose to be humor

June 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Kenny says:

I think he just wanted be remembered as being “WELL hung!”

June 5th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
John D says:

I don’t know if any of you have lived in Thailand or not. “Suicide” is a favorite finding by the Thai Police in the deaths of Farangs (Foreigners).

When I was living there there was a case of a man who had committed suicide by hanging himself from the door handle of his room. That’s about 3 ft off the floor. There are cases all the times of Farangs jumping out of 7th floor hotel rooms and apartments.

Based on my knowledge of the Thai Police, I would take their findings with a sea of salt.

Also, Thailand is not a place where you have to choke your own chicken. There are plenty of professional and amateur chicken chokers available for a very small fee. Even in luxury hotels.

June 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
jay says:

I laughed at that……..I am going to hell now.

June 6th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Karl Kordecki says:

It’s really amazing that a man’suicide is made into a carnival atmisphere . Something very depressing cause him to take his life and you think that was funny!

June 14th, 2009 at 4:42 am
Rob J says:

He came and he went…..

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