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06.29.09 TOO SOON?

I think this “CSI: Miami” cartoon is making me addicted to celebrity death. I joked about it on Saturday, but now it’s starting to get real. I mean, I don’t actually want people to die-die, but I need more of this cartoon in my life. And the celebrity deaths have all been so good that it’s hard not to enjoy the nostalgia of remembering their careers. Plus, David Carradine went out in such awesome style that there HAD to be a CSI cartoon of it.

The trend I’m afraid of is that the deaths are getting younger. Carradine and Ed McMahon were both crazy old, Farrah Fawcett was in her 60s, and Michael Jackson and Billy Mays were 50. Who’s next? The easy money’s on Lohan, but I like Mark-Paul Gosselaar as a longshot. No offense, Mark-Paul. Just a gut feeling.

10 Comments » TAGS: BILLY MAYS, CSI: MIAMI, DAVID CARUSO

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There are 10 comments about:
TOO SOON?

June 29th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Vodka Cannon says:

Don’t you fucking dare talk about my Zack like that!

June 29th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Zack says:

Death Pool brackets all across the country were totally blown up last week.

I’d put all my money on Chris Kattan if it weren’t for my dad’s advice: “Never bet with your heart.”

June 29th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

qwijibo says:

Sounds like this time…someone decided to Attack Zack!!

June 29th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Burnsy says:

I made this cartoon earlier. I’m glad it’s making it around the Internet. You can see the original on my Facebook.

June 29th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Burnsy says:

I really do get an extra kick out of the fact that he already has sunglasses on.

June 29th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Stinky Pete says:

I’ll take Courtney Love for the block, Peter.

June 29th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

wehavehair says:

I would have said Dustin Diamond before MPG…

June 29th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

If it was David Caruso, would the Matrix implode?

June 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

My money is on Magary. And Caruso could end his scene with an, “I guess it truly was…a dark week.”

June 29th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Dead Pool Life Guard says:

and fuck abe vigoda

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