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I think this “CSI: Miami” cartoon is making me addicted to celebrity death.  I joked about it on Saturday, but now it’s starting to get real.  I mean, I don’t actually want people to die-die, but I need more of this cartoon in my life.  And the celebrity deaths have all been so good that it’s hard not to enjoy the nostalgia of remembering their careers.  Plus, David Carradine went out in such awesome style that there HAD to be a CSI cartoon of it.

The trend I’m afraid of is that the deaths are getting younger.  Carradine and Ed McMahon were both crazy old, Farrah Fawcett was in her 60s, and Michael Jackson and Billy Mays were 50.  Who’s next?  The easy money’s on Lohan, but I like Mark-Paul Gosselaar as a longshot.  No offense, Mark-Paul.  Just a gut feeling.