06.19.09 THE ‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ DOCUMENTARY

Did I remind you of Temptation Island?

Also, I’d like to break new ground with Portia De Rossi Alia Shawkat*.

*no upskirt:(

You should’ve forced the Neilsens to watch. You’re a chicken, Matt! CUCK CUCK CAW! CUCK CUCK CAW!

Needed more David Cross cut-off jean shorts.

Somehow, using this :( in the context of not seeing an upskirt shot makes me seem* like a huge pervert.

*Yeah, seem.

Im waiting for the Parker Lewis Cant Lose doc: “Swatches Synchronized”

a more colossal ass who sucks at his job more than usual

Now, now, you were hard at work compiling a list of nicer tv shows. And we all know making lists is doing the blogger lord’s work.

Portia talks without her accent to not confuse people.

I can’t believe she married Ellen. I mean come on there are tens of better looking dykes.

Hey, there’s TV’s Frank!

So maybe putting a show opposite Monday Night Football isn’t a good idea?

We are all lesser people for this show no longer being on the air. I can see that people who didn’t watch the show from the beginning would struggle to keep with the multi-layered, serialized comedy program. Since most Americans struggle with simple math and the fact that our President is actually an American-born Christian, then I’ll remain unsurprised.

Even if it means taking a chubby..I will suck it up!

Look, I spent a week and a half holed up in my dorm plowing through Arrested Development DVDs, buffalo chicken calzones, and supermodels just like every other mouth breathing mensa member who didn’t watch the show when it was on the air. I don’t need a feature length documentary with a bunch of Judah Friedlanders explaining to me that the show “really was that funny” because of its heavily-encrypted “jokes on top of jokes on top of jokes on top of jokes on top of spaghetti all covered in cheese.” If anything, that trailer made me like the show less, and I still TiVo every episode that Mark Cuban feeds me on HDNet because I’m too lazy to get up, put the DVD in my DVD player, and choose an episode all by myself. Henry Ford didn’t hate Jews enough to invent the only American assembly line not to accept government skrill just to see me be forced to change my own diaper while I spew vitriol and chunks of partially masticurbated sandwich at my TV whenever Keith Olbermann reminds me that he went to Cornell.