Comments on: THE ‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ DOCUMENTARY

By: Blaine Cooper

Blaine Cooper — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:36:54 +0000

Look, I spent a week and a half holed up in my dorm plowing through Arrested Development DVDs, buffalo chicken calzones, and supermodels just like every other mouth breathing mensa member who didn’t watch the show when it was on the air. I don’t need a feature length documentary with a bunch of Judah Friedlanders explaining to me that the show “really was that funny” because of its heavily-encrypted “jokes on top of jokes on top of jokes on top of jokes on top of spaghetti all covered in cheese.” If anything, that trailer made me like the show less, and I still TiVo every episode that Mark Cuban feeds me on HDNet because I’m too lazy to get up, put the DVD in my DVD player, and choose an episode all by myself. Henry Ford didn’t hate Jews enough to invent the only American assembly line not to accept government skrill just to see me be forced to change my own diaper while I spew vitriol and chunks of partially masticurbated sandwich at my TV whenever Keith Olbermann reminds me that he went to Cornell.

By: La Schmoove

La Schmoove — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:48:47 +0000

Even if it means taking a chubby..I will suck it up!

By: J.L White

J.L White — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:46:57 +0000

We are all lesser people for this show no longer being on the air. I can see that people who didn’t watch the show from the beginning would struggle to keep with the multi-layered, serialized comedy program. Since most Americans struggle with simple math and the fact that our President is actually an American-born Christian, then I’ll remain unsurprised.

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:15:22 +0000

So maybe putting a show opposite Monday Night Football isn’t a good idea?

By: Tim Was Tim

Tim Was Tim — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:41:44 +0000

Hey, there’s TV’s Frank!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:47:44 +0000

Portia talks without her accent to not confuse people.

I can’t believe she married Ellen. I mean come on there are tens of better looking dykes.

By: wehavehair

wehavehair — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:18:15 +0000

a more colossal ass who sucks at his job more than usual

Now, now, you were hard at work compiling a list of nicer tv shows. And we all know making lists is doing the blogger lord’s work.

By: Yamabushi

Yamabushi — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:15:55 +0000

Im waiting for the Parker Lewis Cant Lose doc: “Swatches Synchronized”

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:14:14 +0000

Somehow, using this :( in the context of not seeing an upskirt shot makes me seem* like a huge pervert.

*Yeah, seem.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:12:26 +0000

Needed more David Cross cut-off jean shorts.