Comments on: WE ELECTED A NINJA PRESIDENT

By: Sanch0

Sanch0 — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:17:03 +0000

Does Joel need to be reminded who “ruin”‘ed this country? Or reminded how long his nemesis has been in office? Or the condition that the house was in when the Idiot moved out?

By: Joel

Joel — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:59:07 +0000

Let’s see, the ass kissing of all the terrorists of the world. The quick movement towards socialism and bigger and bigger government. The enormous spending that we can’t afford to pay for. Would you like me to go on, or are the three things that are going to ruin this country enough for you? Take your head out of your ass fellas.

Not sure where this joke came from, but I though it needed to be shared.

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost.. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going.. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

By: Bugsy

Bugsy — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:15:29 +0000

Hee, hee. You conservatives are so cute. Its like you STILL THINK you have any fucking idea what you’re talking about. Aww…

By: TBG

TBG — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:41:55 +0000

Ok Joel, wish granted. Describe how he’s ruining the country.

By: Spring Jackson

Spring Jackson — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:47:34 +0000

McCain would have had hallucinations of the fly screaming at him in Vietnamese.

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:03:18 +0000

Hey, lets talk about this instead of how this clown is ruining the country. Awesome

By: V Dub is out of gas

V Dub is out of gas — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:26:42 +0000

Wow, PETA makes Obama look reasonable. Is there nothing they can’t do?

By: Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:59:06 +0000

Vodka, I always go with the strong hand, the weak one just doesn’t give me the same experience as your mom’s hand jobs.

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:33:30 +0000

I can’t wait until the meme where the fly is Glenn Beck’s face.

By: Vodka Cannon

Vodka Cannon — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:22:03 +0000

swats a 0.000000001 lb fly with his weak hand is another term for Michael Bolton masturbating.