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06.05.09 WHAT’S ON THIS TONIGHT: YARR, WHALE WARS!

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Whale Wars (Animal Planet) — I didn’t read the description of this show, but I already like my imagining of it way better.

The Tonight Show (NBC) — There are rumblings that Conan will discuss the Super Mario background on tonight’s show.  Not that I need additional reasons to watch, but I’ll cancel my Friday night plans* anyway. (*plans = sitting at home by myself)

What Not to Wear (TLC) — Clinton and Stacy make over a roller derby queen.  Clinton knows all about dressing like a queen.  Because he’s gay, you see.  Whatever, it’s Friday.

Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (Fox) — The exclamation point lets you know that it’s EXCITING!

Hey.  So this is where Saturday and Sunday usually go.  Sorry, I really don’t feel like going through all the listings right now — I kinda blew my wad on the “Whale Wars” Photoshop.  And I mean literally.  Animals fighting really turns me on.  Stay tuned for more posts tomorrow.  Yeah, you heard me: actual weekend posting.  Crazy, right?

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WHAT’S ON THIS TONIGHT: YARR, WHALE WARS!

June 5th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
JAFO says:

whale on the left has a ka-bar right? Nice touch, Ufford.

June 5th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I Have No Avatar says:

Whale Wars is about a bunch of pussy environmentalists who are all bent out of shape about the Japanese killing whales and shit.

Sure the Sea Shepard People sound badass but when you realize that their “war” consists of making the world safe for being a granola eating pussy, shit gets a lot less cool.

Sorry, now back to tit jokes.

June 5th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Duke of Madness says:

I trust you are now putting together the KSK Sexy Friday post?

/Taps foot impatiently

June 5th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Kid Presentable says:

I can’t express how much I love that picture … I think I actually enjoy it more than Sexy Friday’s this week.

Something may be wrong with me, just don’t tell my dad.

June 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
iwontrememberthis says:

Whale Wars is the best docu-drama I’ve seen, period. The captain makes a series of boldy stupid decisions, and many initially enthusiastic crew members slowly turn against him.

That said, the banner pic would be so much more awesome.

June 7th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ken says:

So, uhhh, how about those weekend posts you promised? You are slacking.

June 7th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Matt says:

Not slacking: tried to work yesterday and the cafe I was at didn’t have working Internet. New posts on the way now.

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