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06.29.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ATTENTION WHORES

On the set of her new reality show, “Can Dolphins Get Herpes?”

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo) — Kathy goes shopping with Paris Hilton in Los Angeles. How many cameramen committed seppuku that day?

Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen) — Fat people dancing to lose weight. Or as I call it, Fat people dancing to make me laugh.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family) — Shame that it’s not “The Secret Life of the Un-American Teenager.” I would watch a show if it made the acronym SLUT.

Weeds (Showtime) — I’m kinda burnt out from talking about this show. (See what I did there?)

Secrets of the Founding Fathers (History) — OMG! Ben Franklin and John Adams totally made out at independence camp last summer!

The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) — Guests are Jessica Biel and Zach Galifianakis. Meanwhile, Conan’s in reruns this week.

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EMMA WATSON LIKES HOCKEY (With Leather)
hahaha, fatty fell down! (WWTDD)
IT’S A MIGHTY MONDAY MORNING SUCK-OFF (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE PEACOCK (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)

There are 8 comments about:
WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ATTENTION WHORES

June 29th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

smellme says:

hey just a request, but can you post the Galiflanakis video tomorrow? I don’t feel like staying up tonight

June 29th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

StuScottBooyahs says:

How many cameramen committed seppuku that day?

Just the Jap ones.

June 29th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

When I first read the headline, I thought you wee calling out to me.

June 29th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Cock Flashy says:

@Stu: Jap. Cameraman. Isn’t that redundant?

June 29th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Tyler says:

Actually Letterman is in reruns all week too.

June 29th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

J.L White says:

It’s the middle of summer without much original programming available. I’m guessing that a few of Matt’s posts this week will consist of “Conan Stops By An In-and-Out Burger For Lunch,” “Conan’s Security Gate Is A Lot Easier To Scale Than It Looks,” and “Conan’s Poop Is Not As Large And Smelly As You Might Think.”

June 29th, 2009 at 10:43 pm

American Slut says:

Please Please Please pull the video from Secret Life of the American Teenager, when the Down Syndrome brother berates his sister for having sex, and talks about how their father is with Jesus now

June 30th, 2009 at 11:02 am

MenaceIISobriety says:

i read that line SECRETS OF OUR FOND-LING FATHERS.

should i be worried?

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