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Burn Notice (USA) — Season 3 premiere.  I’ve endorsed this as much as possible without actually watching it.

NBA Finals: Game 1 (ABC) — Sweet!  I’ve been waiting all season for the climactic battle between Kobe and LeBron.  Wait, WHAT?  Orlando?!?!? Aw crap.

The Listener (NBC) — It’s about a paramedic who’s telepathic.  Sounds pretty stupid to me, but it’s a big hit in Canada, so… it’s probably pretty stupid.

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Funny comedian + funny material = all right, I’m in.

Escape to Chimp Eden (Animal Planet) — Not to be confused with my favorite porn, Asscape to Pimp Eden.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — This is your official “Jessica Biel is going to be on TV” alert.