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She’s Got the Look (TV Land) — By far and away the best TV show named for a Roxette song.  It’s the season 2 debut for “America’s Next Top 35-Year-Old or Older Model.”  It’s so refreshing to see a TV show that stresses the importance of women maintaining their beauty.  I feel like that subject doesn’t get enough attention in America. (more pictures and video below)

American Chopper (TLC) — In some of the more audaciously annoying synergy I’ve ever seen, the Teutuls visit the Gosselins of “Jon and Kate + 8″ fame.

16 & Pregnant (MTV) — “Hey teenage girls!  Want to realize your dream of being on MTV?  Just start having unprotected sex!”

Burn Notice (USA) — Moon Bloodgood of Terminator Salvation (aka the hottest woman with the worst hippie name since Soleil Moon-Frye) guest-stars as a detective on Michael’s trail.

Raising Sextuplets (We) — It’s like “Jon and Kate,” except with fewer kids and less interesting.

Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches (Travel) — The show’s first season concludes with three consecutive episodes in which she visits Morocco and Mexico and looks back on all the beaches she traveled to this season.  So you see, little girls, if you want to travel all over the world, don’t study hard and go to college.  Just be really pretty and sleep with the right octogenarian.

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