06.07.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT, SUNDAY EDITION: ‘KENDRA’

Kendra (E!) — The not really awaited solo debut of Hef’s most charmingly idiotic Girl Next Door.  Ever seen a hot blonde bray like a donkey?  Tonight’s your chance.

Brooke Knows Best (VH1) — This is the least accurate name for a show since “Everybody Loves Raymond.”  Get f-cked, Raymond.

NBA Finals: Game 2 (ABC) — I’m not really rooting for either side, but it would be nice if the Magic actually showed up to play this time.

Denise Richards Colon It’s Complicated (E!) — In an attempt to drum up attention for the new season of her show, Denise admitted to having breast augmentation surgery three times — the first time when she was only 19.  I didn’t pay much attention to it.

Pushing Daisies (ABC) — “Daisies” has an army of loyal fans who are all pissed that this is getting canceled.  I’m not too broken up about it — the bright colors and high sheen of the production keeps it from ever having any real sense of danger, which doesn’t really lend to a murder mystery.  Just my two cents.

World’s Tallest Children (TLC) — The more I think about it, the more TLC becomes my #1 choice for “TV channel headquarters I most want destroyed by a meteor.”

Bridezillas (We) — Season premiere.  I think “-zilla” is probably the greatest suffix in the English language.  It conveys such awesome power.  Just think how much cooler it made God.