06.17.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: TENTACLE RAPE (MAYBE)

I Survived a Japanese Game Show (ABC) — Twelve Americans go to Japan and perform challenges like the Wheel of Human Torpedo, Pin Clothes on Mannequin, Party Pantzu, Sniff These Panties, and Horny Octopi Tank.

So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — Is this the episode where Katie Holmes performs?!?!??!?  Who cares!

The Unusuals (ABC) — Series finale.  This had a strong premise and a pretty decent cast — it really should have been good.  I watched it.  It was not.

Gordon Ramsay’s F Word (BBC America) — Celebrities (in this case, former Spice Girl Geri Haliwell) try to make a dish that Ramsay insists anyone can make.  I don’t think he understands how dumb celebrities are.

Your Worst Animal Nightmares (Animal Planet) — “Horny Octopi Tank” has to be up there.  I gotta stop watching hentai.

Extreme Pools (Travel) — I wouldn’t bring this up unless tonight’s show didn’t include a beer-filled pool.  Hey, if they use Coors Light, no one will be able to tell if someone peed in the pool.

The Tonight Show/The Late Show (NBC/CBS) — Shatner’s on Conan, but musical guest Incubus guarantees that it’s worth switching to Letterman at the end to watch EELS.