Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — I haven’t said much about this, but I’ve found the first couple episodes to be excellent. It’s kind of like “The Soup” for the Internet, but Daniel Tosh is funnier than Joel McHale, and the “Web Redemption” segment gives the show has more of a purpose. Recommended.
Burn Notice (USA) — Scripted TV that doesn’t suck. You don’t see that every night.
The Office/30 Rock (NBC) — As a habit, I don’t list re-runs in What’s On Tonight. I’m making an exception today because I can’t stand the fact that the same damn reality shows are on seemingly every day.
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo) — This is the supplemental extended “director’s cut” of the fight that happened at the season finale’s dinner party. A better way to spend an hour of your life: doing pretty much anything else at all. I’d rather close my eyes and sit silently for 60 minutes in front of a turned-off TV than watch this.
16 and Pregnant (MTV) — Hey, why are you looking at me that way?
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — One of the guests tonight is Gary Vaynerchuk. He’s like an Internet-age cross between Tony Robbins and Tom Cruise’s character from Magnolia, but his expletive-filled rah-rah-ing comes off as oddly genuine. (UPDATE: Whoops, that was last night. I’m professional!)
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If you still want ambiance of watching a show on Bravo…
Then you could watch My Two Dad’s with Neil Patrick Harris.
Instead of watching The Real Housewives of whatever, I’d suggest throwing on some wigs and make-up on a couple camono dragons, then applying some low-level electrical shocks to get them nice and agitated.
If you still want ambiance of watching a show on Bravo, then you could also hire some fashion designers to call the play-by-play.
16 and Pregnant: The Bristol Palin story (now with 20% more mouth rape!)
Any show that has Bree Olson shooting ping pong balls from her snizz with Dave Attell is alright by me.
“Web Soup” is more like “The Soup” for the Internet, but who’s counting?
That said, as much as I like Chris Hardwick, that format doesn’t work as well as Tosh.0.
Tosh.0 is definitely better than all the crappy Soup spin-offs. It’s probably because he’s the only one to match Mchale’s charm and comic timing. Although if Danielle Fishel lost 20 pounds and wore Daisy Dukes I’d probably start stating her as the best.
I mean Hulu
Gary V was on Fallon last night, not tonight…you can still find the clip on youtube
Sorry, I forgot we were talking about the network that gave us “The Hills.” Yep, no shame.
“16 and Pregnant”?
This is obviously another attack on Sarah Palin’s daughters. Have you no shame, MTV?