WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: TRIUMPH ON CONAN

The Tonight Show (NBC) — Triumph the Insult Comic Dog will make his first appearance on the new Conan with his report from Bonnaroo.  With guests Shia Thebeef and Phil Jackson.

Say Yes to the Dress (TLC) — Is that like talking to the hand?

Dateline NBC (NBC, duh) — Investigatory news journalismy stuff.  Mostly about murder, I think.

Destroyed in Seconds (Discovery) — This show would be the greatest thing on television if the Internet didn’t exist.  But it does, and I can watch all the explosions I want online.

Whale Wars (Animal Planet) — Wouldn’t it be cool if this were like “Deadliest Warrior” on Spike.  This week: orcas versus narwhals — WHO YA GOT? Also, stay tuned for future Warming Glow posts involving a NEW Whale Wars Photoshop.  It’s still in development, but I think it’s gonna be good.

What Not to Wear (TLC) — What do you mean, you don’t like my bacon underwear?

All right, everybody go out and enjoy your weekend.  But check back in with Warming Glow all weekend — I’m going to have about five or six new posts over the course of the next two days.  But don’t get used to it!  I’m not working next weekend, jerkasses.