WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WHALE WAR II
06.26.09
We lost a lot of brave whales that day, my friends.
Whale Wars (Animal Planet) — In retrospect, perhaps whales weren’t the right choice to storm the beach.
Virtuality (Fox) — I suppose it looks okay, but I’m not gonna give up a Friday night for it.
Surviving Suburbia (ABC) — Because suburbia is so hard to survive. “We only have a two-car garage for our three cars!”
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (TNT) — Criminally underrated movie. Robert Downey Jr and fat Val Kilmer at their best, plus the excellent Michelle Monaghan. Although her topless scene (NSFW) won’t make it to cable, unfortunately.
Chopping Block (NBC) — Description: “It’s an episode full of Italian-American guests when “Sopranos” stars Vincent Pastore and Federico Castelluccio, and celebrity chef Mario Batali show up for a dinner which the remaining four couples cook with ingredients purchased in Little Italy.” I was going to say something good about this show, then I realized I was thinking about “Chopped” on Food Network, which is way better.
World’s Funniest Commercials (TBS) — Good commercials periodically interrupted by bad commercials. Sounds like an amazing Friday night. You could DVR it, but you’ll just end up fast-forwarding through everything.
Enjoy your weekend, everybody. I’m gonna try like hell not to work this weekend. But no promises.
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Michelle Monaghan is fucking terrible. Get the semen out of your eyes.
Chopped is turrible. Ted Allen (Steve Allen, whatever) is scary to look at (and always has the same expression) and the judges suck.
Guy Fieti FTW!
a dinner which the remaining four couples cook with ingredients purchased in Little Italy.
They have to cook with a jar of pomade, a gold chain, and an eight ball of coke? I’m intrigued.
WHY DID ECHO HAVE TO GET MIXED UP WITH THOSE FUCKING WHALES???
I haven’t seen that much spermaceti on the beach since I ran into your mom in Daytona during spring break last year.
Whales storming Normandy Beach? I don’t baleen that for one minute.
“We only have a two-car garage for our three cars!”
I actually have this problem and it is quite frustrating. Do you know how it feels to know that one of your cars is homeless? Trying to figure out which car stays outside is like a “Sophie’s Choice.”