06.24.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ‘WIPEOUT’ + PREMIERES

Is that really the best of what’s on TV tonight?
Are there monkeys running networks and stations?

Not necessarily the best of what’s on — I just choose random stuff, focusing mainly on what has new episodes.

She looks odd in that picture, but damn does she look good on that show.

There’s a chin that rivals Reese Witherspoons.

Hold on Africa, Rich whitey will save you!

I’d rather see a show about World War II vets called “I Survived a Japanese Machine Gun Emplacement.”

You’d better be a former marine if you’re gonna tell this joke.

/learned the hard way during open mike night at the American Legion.
//they also didn’t like it when I made jokes about how my routine was “bombing.”

they also didn’t like it when I made jokes about how my routine was “bombing.”

Wait, I can phrase that better…

They also weren’t impressed when I asked what the difference was between my routine and Pearl Harbor (A: you guys were well-prepared for this bombing).

Also, Zack’s routine lacked Josh Hartnett’s pizazz.

“Not featured: me having a fourth glass of bourbon while I check my email at 11:00 AM”

Fixed

Thank God that Philanthropist guy goes to Africa to help. I mean there are no poor people right here in America after all.