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Mental (Fox) — This is the episode where David Carradine plays a catatonic author/philosopher who was hit by lightning.  Which just isn’t as cool as “kung fu legend who died during autoerotic asphyxiation.”

NBA Finals (ABC) — Game 3 of the series is in Orlando.  I wish Stan Van Gundy and Phil Jackson would clear the floor and let J.J. Redick and Adam Morrison play one-on-one.

Stanley Cup Finals (NBC) — Good to see it finally get off of Versus.  Hockey is easily my favorite sport that involves ice skating.  Right after figure skating.  Kristy Yamaguchi, you’re the best!

Man Caves (DIY) — Great name for a show.  Was “Gay Love Holes” already taken?

Women Behind Bars (We) — Between this and “Locked Up Abroad,” it’s really hard not to make the same S&M jokes every week.  Fortunately, I have no problem telling the same jokes repeatedly.

Rescue Me (FX) — Sheila tries to curb Tommy’s drinking.  What a controlling bitch.

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