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You may remember Lorenzo Lamas from such soaps as “Falcon Crest” and “The Bold and the Beautiful,” but probably not.  You are more likely to remember his ex-wife Shauna Sand, the ’90s Playboy model who — before she started decomposing into silicon and collagen — looked like this (NSFW). Oh and hey guess what?  They broke up because Lamas found out she was having sex with his son.

The actor left his fourth wife, former Playboy model Shauna Sand, when he discovered she was sleeping with A.J. Lamas, his then-18-year-old son!

“Shauna came on to A.J.,” a friend of Lorenzo’s tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. “It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.”

Sand is 37 now, meaning she was 30 or 31 when this went down in 2002.  And I really can’t get over that.  Eighteen years old and having sex with your Playmate stepmother.  For several months.  Where do you go from there?  That’s called peaking early, my friends.  The rest of your life is downhill.

Oh, and I’m sure it’s a mere coincidence that this is coming out now, seven years later, just as Lamas is filming a reality show for E! called “My Life as a Lamas.”  A better show?  “My Life with Llamas.”  Preferably llamas with hats.  “Carrrrl!  That kills people!”

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