07.15.09 A COMEDY ABOUT A FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE?

I gave up on FF after the guy who, never even heard about the game of “football” wins every fucking year.

Ahh, my fellow Bears fans. So proud of you guys.

Fourth guy in has McCallister and Henry as his keepers? Good luck, bud. I hope this picture was taken in 2004 for his sake.

I won’t watch this if their league includes Individual Defensive Players.

Johnson thought up the title for True Adolescents after finding Ufford’s copies of XXX-Tremely Naughty Children and Young’ens Exposed.

Also the fact Tomlinson went 9th in a circa-2006 draft bothers me.

“God bless fantasy football, There are many things a man can do with his time. This is better than those things.”

It’s as if the script writer and I are the same person.

@KP, that must of happened when they were roommates at the YMCA.

Also, look close, the first 2 guys are keepers.

Thank you UU, I recant my previous statement.

and Nadine Velazquez (”My Name Is Earl”).

Oh, please say she hops up and down in a bikini on this show, too….

@Bobman – I’d watch her read the phonebook for a half-hour.*

*And masturbate furiously

I grew up with a kid named Craig Johnson.

It’s probably not the same person.

That guy in the USA hat only has four fingers on each hand. Well three fingers and a thumb.

@Matt: was that a Peter King-esque reference to your NYU film school friend who is known by none of us? Toone P. Wiggins would not be happy with you.

And yeah I just noticed dude on the right has only 8 fingers. What the hell happened to that guy?

Best. Show. Ever. It better include the pre-requisite “attempt to draft a dead guy”. I think I’ve tried to draft Korey Stringer 6 years in a row now.

Well I think this will be pretty good.

Guy with 8 fingers also has a wedding band.
Who’s the lucky lady?

@Tim Was Tim:

One of the Simpsons?

@Taco:
“Fourth guy in has McCallister and Henry as his keepers? Good luck, bud.”

Check out the 5th guy. His keepers appear to be Steve Young (retired in 1999) and Marques Colston (entered the league in 2006).

However, I am ecstatic that we’ve managed to find a board that actually includes a 7th round Akili Smith selection. That’s humiliation frozen in amber.

is it this Jon Lajoie? (I usually hate comedy-songs but this is good)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

@ Tim was Tim

Maybe Jim Lampley’s sister-in-law?

I think that’s a 2007 draft board. Vince Young is listed as a keeper by one delusional individual, and Marshawn Lynch is listed as a 5th round pick, and Lynch would certainly have went higher in last year’s draft. Yes, you’re right; it is pathetic that I spent several minutes analyzing the draft board.