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	<title>Comments on: AD: &#8216;DRINK SPRITE, IT&#8217;S JUST LIKE SEMEN!&#8217;</title>
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	<description>A much better television blog than you deserve</description>
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		<title>By: Duke of Madness</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-10019</link>
		<dc:creator>Duke of Madness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So fuck me for posting a link to Perez Hilton, but I just got this passed on to me by a friend:

http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-20-called-it-sprite-commercial-a-fake</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So fuck me for posting a link to Perez Hilton, but I just got this passed on to me by a friend:</p>
<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-20-called-it-sprite-commercial-a-fake" rel="nofollow">http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-20-called-it-sprite-commercial-a-fake</a></p>
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		<title>By: I Have No Avatar</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-10013</link>
		<dc:creator>I Have No Avatar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The point here is hot bitch blows guy, gets white foam in face. That&#039;s the fucking point here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The point here is hot bitch blows guy, gets white foam in face. That&#8217;s the fucking point here.</p>
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		<title>By: Heinz</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-10004</link>
		<dc:creator>Heinz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We obviously have an underdeveloped sense of humour. And we&#039;re not that good in English. But that&#039;s the point of me being here, reading all your post and occasionally commenting: I want to get it. And I thought the authenticity was what made it funny, similar to Conan&#039;s &quot;Stackenblochen&quot;. Please don&#039;t give up on me. I still want to emulate you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We obviously have an underdeveloped sense of humour. And we&#8217;re not that good in English. But that&#8217;s the point of me being here, reading all your post and occasionally commenting: I want to get it. And I thought the authenticity was what made it funny, similar to Conan&#8217;s &#8220;Stackenblochen&#8221;. Please don&#8217;t give up on me. I still want to emulate you.</p>
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		<title>By: Duke of Madness</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9997</link>
		<dc:creator>Duke of Madness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know about you guys, but I&#039;m going out to buy a WHOLE FUCKING BUNCH of Sprite right now.

I&#039;ll check back later...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know about you guys, but I&#8217;m going out to buy a WHOLE FUCKING BUNCH of Sprite right now.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll check back later&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9988</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So it&#039;s true: Germans really DON&#039;T have a sense of humor.

I mean c&#039;mon, she&#039;s blowing a black guy, people.  Can we stop discussing whether or not it&#039;s legit?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s true: Germans really DON&#8217;T have a sense of humor.</p>
<p>I mean c&#8217;mon, she&#8217;s blowing a black guy, people.  Can we stop discussing whether or not it&#8217;s legit?</p>
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		<title>By: Kid Presentable</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9986</link>
		<dc:creator>Kid Presentable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Enrico -- if you thought that was good, be sure to check out the latest Cytheria version.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enrico &#8212; if you thought that was good, be sure to check out the latest Cytheria version.</p>
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		<title>By: Heinz</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9985</link>
		<dc:creator>Heinz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(Yeah, maybe this was actually greenlit by Sprite as a viral to make its brand &quot;edgier&quot; or whatever, but I guarantee you the &quot;German&quot; background story makes it a hoax, since no German censor could have possibly seen this very ad...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Yeah, maybe this was actually greenlit by Sprite as a viral to make its brand &#8220;edgier&#8221; or whatever, but I guarantee you the &#8220;German&#8221; background story makes it a hoax, since no German censor could have possibly seen this very ad&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>By: Taco_Jones</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9984</link>
		<dc:creator>Taco_Jones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heinz is a hoax</description>
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		<title>By: Heinz</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9983</link>
		<dc:creator>Heinz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course I know that ad agencies routinely adopt commercials made for other markets or even have foreign companies produce ads for them. But don&#039;t you think that, come the time of dubbing, they will ask some native speakers to do that? Especially while working for mighty Coca-Cola? And they won&#039;t employ somebody unable to use a CI-Guide to find the actual slogan used in German speaking markets? And why should the media agency then go ahead and submit an ad to air with a clearly false slogan? Because it needs to be submitted in its final cut so that censors could object to that (In fact, Germany has no formal censors, only the FSK as voluntary regulatory body, to approve for this sort of screen commercial - the only federal agency that could take action, the &quot;Bundesprüfstelle für jugendgefährdende Medien&quot;, could have only &quot;censored&quot; it if this ad had been on air...).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course I know that ad agencies routinely adopt commercials made for other markets or even have foreign companies produce ads for them. But don&#8217;t you think that, come the time of dubbing, they will ask some native speakers to do that? Especially while working for mighty Coca-Cola? And they won&#8217;t employ somebody unable to use a CI-Guide to find the actual slogan used in German speaking markets? And why should the media agency then go ahead and submit an ad to air with a clearly false slogan? Because it needs to be submitted in its final cut so that censors could object to that (In fact, Germany has no formal censors, only the FSK as voluntary regulatory body, to approve for this sort of screen commercial &#8211; the only federal agency that could take action, the &#8220;Bundesprüfstelle für jugendgefährdende Medien&#8221;, could have only &#8220;censored&#8221; it if this ad had been on air&#8230;).</p>
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		<title>By: Bearcat44</title>
		<link>http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/ad-drink-sprite-its-just-like-semen/comment-page-1#comment-9982</link>
		<dc:creator>Bearcat44</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Jonas Brothers love this ad.  Next time, they want to be part of it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Jonas Brothers love this ad.  Next time, they want to be part of it.</p>
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