07.09.09 ALIENS, APOCALYPSE, DYSTOPIA, MYSTERY, ETC.

I can end this show now…get Randy Quaid to fly into the alien’s big gun while screaming “UP YOURS!”

Why must all movies and teevee shows be set in L.A., New York or some anonymous “Heartland”? There are other interesting major population centers in this country. Chicago, Philadelphia, Austin. Not Boston or Dallas, obviously, but shit, I am sick and damned tired of New York and L.A.

Why must all science-fiction shows be weird and unexplainable now? What ever happened to people and aliens shooting each other like Predator and Aliens?

A show set in Philly? Are you serious? Episode 1, “Black person killed, Italians Yawn”. Episode 2, “Marginally attractive girl walks into bar, fist fight erupts over her”.

/lives in Philly
//Always Sunny is startling accurate

@Bullet.

But what about Miami?

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

“Every end has a beginning.” There will be no end to my dismissive wanking

This show would have been more believable and interesting if the catastrophe was viewed from the perspective of the surviving strippers in a Southern California strip club. Silicone is the only thing that can stop the invaders! (Which would explain why you would want to gut a stripper on a the stage.)

I liked this better when it was called Cloverfield.

Bullet… you boob.
Chicago – Full of assholes
Boston – Full of Assholes
Austin – Full of assholes who migrate their for the music scene…. maaaaaan
Dallas – I think they had a show….
Oh and Philadelphia – pretty sure it is full of assholes although haven’t been their in about 6 year but it was at 95% asshole capacity when I was there.

Yes, because New York and L.A. are populated by only the finest, bravest, kindest, most wonderful people who’ve ever walked the earth.

Besides, I never said any of these people had to be good, only interesting. Philly may be peopled with assholes (though it always gets worse when Stallone has a movie playing) but at least it’s something different.

Boston and Dallas suck. Miami had “Miami Vice” and now they’ve got “Burn Notice,” so Miami can fuck right off.

@ Tracer — well, New Orleans is out after fulfilling its quota thanks to all those self-righteous Katrina documentaries.

from the perspective of the residents of a southern California apartment complex.

Now this is an interesting re-boot of Melrose Place…

Fingers crossed that it’s a Power Rangers miniseries!
/it’s morphin’ time!
//wanking motion
///shows self out

Lot of “Jericho” in this plot too. Remember Jericho? Anyone? Eh? Didn’t think so. Great show though.

I’m starting to pull for the machines. Skynet wouldn’t piss and moan about it.

every middle…has a start.

every top…has a bottom *pinch pinch*

Wow! It looks like the aliens killed off all the Mexicans in LA. But at least the beautiful white people are still alive.