07.13.09 ANDY ROONEY IS MYSTIFIED BY HYBRID FRUIT

He looks exactly like Cupcake Dog in that still frame. And that makes me happy.

I initially read the headline as ‘Andy Roddick is mystified by hybrid fruit”. And then I got to think about Brooklyn Dekker. So +1, sir. You have touched my uncaffeinated soul.

“I suppose over the years I’ve wasted more money on melons than anything else I’ve ever bought.”

You and me both, brother.

Andy then tied a pluot to his belt, which is the style of the time.

I’m waiting for Matt’s review of last night’s “Entourage”

… Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

I call raisins “blacks”.

It kinda looks like the cantaloupe with the sticker is turning away from Rooney in that frame.

“Dude, is he still looking at me?”

holy fucking shit that was incredible.

I think Hugh Hefner said the same thing about wasting a lot of money on melons.

Those eyebrows will replace mouth eyes in my nightmares. They actually hang down over his eyes. What the fuck is wrong with his barber?

I genuinely can’t tell if you made that quote up, or if he really said those things.

Obviously, I can’t watch the video to find out.

@therealjhc I think in one of his segments about the economy he said he cuts his own hair.