07.13.09 AUTO-TUNED: SARAH PALIN, MICHAEL JACKSON

After watching that, I realized I exponentially increased the amount of time I’ve actually listened to a session of Congress. And enjoyed it. Do you think they could Auto-tune my law professors?

1) Auto-tune is way more entertaining than it should be.
2) Michele Bachmann should go back to her home planet.
3) Apropos of nothing, I’m hungry.

Mesmerizing

“no one in my parents’ generation would find remotely amusing. ”

Not true. It makes your mom giggle. Among other things.

Your parents also probably do not “get” the awesomeness of the panda bear and Toonces.

2) Michele Bachmann should go back to her home planet.

The people of Batshittia don’t want her back.

And seriously, it’s hard to make Sarah Palin look smart by comparison, but Bachmann pulls it off. Nice job, Suzie Short Bus.

i tapped out at 42 seconds. just awful.

i also might be in your parent’s generation depending on how fucked up/white trash your family is.