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07.17.09 BREAKING NEWS: ‘IDOL’ CONTESTANTS ARE IDIOTS

Some braindead jackass left his dog in the car on a 90-degree day while he was at the auditions for “American Idol.” The dog died.

Quincy Vanderbilt, 24, was served Tuesday with a misdemeanor for animal cruelty after he let a small terrier die in a hot car while the owner’s girlfriend waited to audition for “Idol” in Denver.

Temps hit a high of 91 in Denver that day. He left the windows up and by the time he checked in at 2 p.m, the dog was dead. [AJC]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: America needs an aggressive euthanasia program. Or at least forced sterility. People claim that there’s no fair way to determine who should be sterilized, but I disagree. You miss the cut at “American Idol,” SNIP! No progeny for you. You’re welcome, America.

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There are 12 comments about:
BREAKING NEWS: ‘IDOL’ CONTESTANTS ARE IDIOTS

July 17th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

The dog was then sold to a local Korean grocer.

July 17th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Zack says:

You miss the cut at “American Idol…”

I don’t understand why we should limit the sterilization to those who fail to make the cut.

July 17th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

AEVC again says:

Quincy Vanderbilt? I think i met him at Dre Rockefeller’s hog roast. Dreadful bore. The boar was delicious though.

July 17th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Zack says:

Oh yeah, and fuck this guy. Fuck him right in the ass with a dead porcupine. Rarely to I get enthusiastic about Hammurabi-style justice, but I think this case qualifies.

July 17th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Captain_Insano says:

Misdemeanor? That fucker should go to jail. Or be forced to listen to Paula Abdul sing. Or talk.

July 17th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Bobman says:

Seriously, the dog fucking died. What does one have to do to get FELONY animal cruelty charges, kill 100 dogs?

July 17th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

Dogs don’t know they sizzle like bacon.

July 17th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

The cruel irony is that the AI wannabe sang the Armour hot dog song at her audition.

July 17th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

You’re a little toasty, dawg.

July 17th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Spring Jackson says:

Simon Cowell stated that the dog’s death cries had better rhythm and pitch than it’s Quincy’s girlfriend.

July 18th, 2009 at 8:54 am

Bobby says:

Auuugh! That selfish, unthinking waste of oxygen should suffer the same fate…WITH the people that witnessed the animal’s suffering and did nothing to help.

July 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am

Leapin_Lizards says:

At least the dog doesn’t have to listen to him practice “Wind Beneath My Wings” anymore

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