07.17.09 BREAKING NEWS: ‘IDOL’ CONTESTANTS ARE IDIOTS

The dog was then sold to a local Korean grocer.

You miss the cut at “American Idol…”

I don’t understand why we should limit the sterilization to those who fail to make the cut.

Quincy Vanderbilt? I think i met him at Dre Rockefeller’s hog roast. Dreadful bore. The boar was delicious though.

Oh yeah, and fuck this guy. Fuck him right in the ass with a dead porcupine. Rarely to I get enthusiastic about Hammurabi-style justice, but I think this case qualifies.

Misdemeanor? That fucker should go to jail. Or be forced to listen to Paula Abdul sing. Or talk.

Seriously, the dog fucking died. What does one have to do to get FELONY animal cruelty charges, kill 100 dogs?

Dogs don’t know they sizzle like bacon.

The cruel irony is that the AI wannabe sang the Armour hot dog song at her audition.

You’re a little toasty, dawg.

Simon Cowell stated that the dog’s death cries had better rhythm and pitch than it’s Quincy’s girlfriend.

Auuugh! That selfish, unthinking waste of oxygen should suffer the same fate…WITH the people that witnessed the animal’s suffering and did nothing to help.

At least the dog doesn’t have to listen to him practice “Wind Beneath My Wings” anymore