Some braindead jackass left his dog in the car on a 90-degree day while he was at the auditions for “American Idol.” The dog died.
Quincy Vanderbilt, 24, was served Tuesday with a misdemeanor for animal cruelty after he let a small terrier die in a hot car while the owner’s girlfriend waited to audition for “Idol” in Denver.
Temps hit a high of 91 in Denver that day. He left the windows up and by the time he checked in at 2 p.m, the dog was dead. [AJC]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: America needs an aggressive euthanasia program. Or at least forced sterility. People claim that there’s no fair way to determine who should be sterilized, but I disagree. You miss the cut at “American Idol,” SNIP! No progeny for you. You’re welcome, America.


At least the dog doesn’t have to listen to him practice “Wind Beneath My Wings” anymore
Auuugh! That selfish, unthinking waste of oxygen should suffer the same fate…WITH the people that witnessed the animal’s suffering and did nothing to help.
Simon Cowell stated that the dog’s death cries had better rhythm and pitch than it’s Quincy’s girlfriend.
You’re a little toasty, dawg.
The cruel irony is that the AI wannabe sang the Armour hot dog song at her audition.
Dogs don’t know they sizzle like bacon.
Seriously, the dog fucking died. What does one have to do to get FELONY animal cruelty charges, kill 100 dogs?
Misdemeanor? That fucker should go to jail. Or be forced to listen to Paula Abdul sing. Or talk.
Oh yeah, and fuck this guy. Fuck him right in the ass with a dead porcupine. Rarely to I get enthusiastic about Hammurabi-style justice, but I think this case qualifies.
Quincy Vanderbilt? I think i met him at Dre Rockefeller’s hog roast. Dreadful bore. The boar was delicious though.
You miss the cut at “American Idol…”
I don’t understand why we should limit the sterilization to those who fail to make the cut.
The dog was then sold to a local Korean grocer.