Comments on: BREAKING NEWS: ‘IDOL’ CONTESTANTS ARE IDIOTS

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:47:29 +0000

At least the dog doesn’t have to listen to him practice “Wind Beneath My Wings” anymore

By: Bobby

Bobby — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:54:06 +0000

Auuugh! That selfish, unthinking waste of oxygen should suffer the same fate…WITH the people that witnessed the animal’s suffering and did nothing to help.

By: Spring Jackson

Spring Jackson — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:35:36 +0000

Simon Cowell stated that the dog’s death cries had better rhythm and pitch than it’s Quincy’s girlfriend.

By: Tim Was Tim

Tim Was Tim — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:09:26 +0000

You’re a little toasty, dawg.

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:05:17 +0000

The cruel irony is that the AI wannabe sang the Armour hot dog song at her audition.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:58:38 +0000

Dogs don’t know they sizzle like bacon.

By: Bobman

Bobman — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:34:18 +0000

Seriously, the dog fucking died. What does one have to do to get FELONY animal cruelty charges, kill 100 dogs?

By: Captain_Insano

Captain_Insano — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:27:14 +0000

Misdemeanor? That fucker should go to jail. Or be forced to listen to Paula Abdul sing. Or talk.

By: Zack

Zack — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:27:01 +0000

Oh yeah, and fuck this guy. Fuck him right in the ass with a dead porcupine. Rarely to I get enthusiastic about Hammurabi-style justice, but I think this case qualifies.

By: AEVC again

AEVC again — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:24:34 +0000

Quincy Vanderbilt? I think i met him at Dre Rockefeller’s hog roast. Dreadful bore. The boar was delicious though.