President Obama preempted your regularly scheduled programming yet again last night, and over 60 percent of people voting in a TV Guide online poll agreed that they’d rather watch their regular shows than listen to Biraq O’Bummer harsh our buzz with downers about the economy and North Korea nuking us. Yes, that’s right, an online poll by TV Guide. I’m sure it’s an accurate reflection of all Americans and that the margin of error is zero.
Sixty-one percent of the votes cast in our poll were from people who said “I’d rather watch my regular TV shows” than watch Obama. Thirty-nine percent were from people who said, “I’m glad he is keeping us informed.”
The Big 4 networks have complained that each address costs them at least $10 million in lost ad revenue.
Listen, I enjoy being informed and politically aware just as much as the next guy, which is to say very little. I’m like, Hey buddy, we elected you to run the country so we didn’t have to hear about the problems all the time. You mind? I’m tryin’ to watch “The Philanthropist” here.


They should make this ass clown do a speech without the teleprompter. This guy is making the US the laughing stock of the planet.
Hot models love Obama!
Speaking of online polls, 93% of respondents at World Net Daily feel Obama is worse than Hitler. The other 7% said he’s not a citizen.
Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!
The politics of failure have failed — we need to make them work again.
If President Obama pre-empts “Ow, My Balls!” I will support any impeachment proceedings.
You know how much money it would cost those networks if the FCC pulled their broadcast licenses? All of it.
I’m tryin’ to watch “The Philanthropist” here.
I’m more of a “The Listener” guy myself. I also enjoy The Closer and The Date Rapist.