Comments on: ‘DEADWOOD MEETS THE SOPRANOS IN SPACE’

By: J.L White

J.L White — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:06:56 +0000

Speaking of squeezing blood from a turnip, Lucas also plans to produce the next Mike Myers movie. The Love Guru Part II will also feature cameos from Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Kevin Costner, Robert DeNiro, Sharon Stone, Jay Leno, plus a musical appearance by Bono.

By: Marketing_Secret_Sauce

Marketing_Secret_Sauce — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:15:06 +0000

Why can’t they make a live-action Old Republic? That could be epic!

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:06:47 +0000

If you don’t like the prequels, don’t watch them. Forget about them. Treat them like the two Matrix sequels. For you, they never happened.

Yeah! And why are people who get raped always complaining about getting raped? Can’t they just act like it never happened?

By: Peter Cavan

Peter Cavan — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:55:27 +0000

I get tired of hearing everyone crap all over the Star Wars prequels. I don’t hate them. I didn’t love them as much as the originals, but I don’t hate them. They’re still Star Wars movies, and I’m still excited by Jedi Knights and the Force and space battles. If you don’t like the prequels, don’t watch them. Forget about them. Treat them like the two Matrix sequels. For you, they never happened. The original SW movies are still out there. (And if you insist on having the “Han shot first” version, look hard enough and you can find it.)

And don’t watch the show. I’ll give it a try, and if it sucks I’ll stop watching. But I won’t It’s that simple.

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:49:35 +0000

I can’t wait until Master Yoda is re-launched as that wise cracking black midget from “Bad Santa”

“Use the force? Why motherfucka? I got a fucking gold card – how about we use that shit?”

By: claude balls

claude balls — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:50:23 +0000

“Deadwood meets The Sopranos in space” . . . as envisioned by George Lucas.

There’s no chance that this will sucks donkey dicks, is there?

I am imagining some Jar Jar Binks abomination in the Al Swearingen meets Tony Soprano role:

Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy and fuckyfucky, then BOOM! Yousa come in here tellin’ meesa how to talk in meesa own fuckin’ place! Yousa want big doodoo? Yousa get big doodoo! Here’s meesa counter offer to yousa counter offer – go fuck yousaself!

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:12:44 +0000

@FupDuckTV — Writers strike pushed back the start date.

By: FupDuckTV

FupDuckTV — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:10:06 +0000

Daniel Logan is a pretty cool guy (hell of a drinker too). I’d be curious to see him in the Boba roll. The best thing this show has going for it is that fact that George is not going to be writing the series. I had heard 2009 for this series originally. I won’t hold my breath for Fall 2010.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:54:48 +0000

I liked this idea better when it was called Firefly.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:49:31 +0000

serious/

FuckDamn it! He already made three prequels along with a prequel television series, and now he wants to make another one. NOBODY CARES WHAT HAPPENED IN BETWEEN, LUCAS! We already know what happens later so there is near to no suspense.

The biggest problem with the prequels wasn’t the acting, writing, or directing. It was that they are unnecessary. They had No Balls. Lucas is too much of a ChickenShit to actually set a movie after Return of the Jedi because deep down he knows he is now a no-talent hack who ruined his two greatest creations. If the 4-6 films and the TV Series (chronological release, not plot-wise) still sucked but were set after the original three, then I could at least respect the guy for trying to do something different with the franchise. But the dickless loser continues to mine his creation, keeping it withing the same time period with the same characters that no one gives a shit about.

George Lucas eats Ham so much he writes his scripts with it. I HOPE HE FUCKS OFF AND DIES!

/serious