07.02.09 D’OH! HOMER-SHAPED ECSTASY PILLS SEIZED

I’m stunned that a baby girl named Krysta did not turn out okay.

@TWT, seriously a name like Krysta has ecstasy mule written all over it.

To ecstasy, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!

+1 WHH

“Oh yeah, the drugs. Ya gotta have the drugs.”

The only way I’d ever do ecstasy again would be if they made it in the shape of a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper.

Remember you can’t spell Krystal Meth without Krysta

These are nothing compared to Flintstones Chewable Morphines.

I don’t think those are ACTUAL esctacy tablets, as they look just like the fake ones the DEA wrote about in their last Microgram Bulletin newsletter (the smuggler’s how-to):

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0509/mg0509.html

Also Bart Simpson and Smurf pills.

I prefer “Trucker’s Choice” brand pep pills.

I guess now we know why Jimbo Jones’ shirt was chafing him.

Funny, I thought that the director of movies where 40-foot-tall killer robots beat each other to pieces for over tow hours at a time would have to be taking some powerful drugs FROM THE VERY START.

Oh yeah, Simpsons reference:

THIS PLACE HAS A KITCHEN?!?!?!

You know, they call them fingers, but I never see them fing.

My bud dealer actually has the Homer ones, he said they’re pretty good…..but then again he IS my dealer so he could just be bullshitting for profit.
Bastard.

“You know, they call them fingers, but I never see them fing.”

Oh man, I got Marge on the other line and she is totaly bumming me out.

There fake shit! Dont buy NumberJohnny.

Do you think someone had to count out the 107,734 tablets of ecstasy?

getting cought with 2 e pills is considerd man slaughter…