A Vancouver woman was arrested at the U.S.-Canadian border when she tried to smuggle two 30-pound bags of ecstasy into the United States. The pills were all in the shape of either Homer Simpson’s head or the Decepticons’ logo.
Krysta Edwards’ vehicle was searched at the Pacific Highway border crossing on June 26, where authorities say they seized 107,734 tablets of ecstasy.
The pills, which were in the shape of popular cartoon characters from Transformers and The Simpsons, weighed approximately 60 pounds, and were found in a hidden compartment in the cargo area. [CTV BC]
You know what Transformers drugs mean? It means this conversation happened:
Michael Bay: I want you to go to Canada and pick up something that will BLOW UP MY MIND.
Assistant: Uh, you mean blow your mind?
Michael Bay: No, I mean EXPLODE my mind!
Assistant: You mean expand your mind?
Michael Bay: Goddammit! Get me some more drugs shaped like Transformers! I’m out of Optimus Primo weed! **makes exploding sound**
Whoa, did I just make a Michael Bay joke instead of a Simpsons reference? Better rectify that: “Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”
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All of those “ecstasy” pills were piperazines. Good work on the seizure. Now I would have been pissed if they were some pokeballs. ;)
Nah Ive had some of them blue transformer ones, they arent bad
107k e pills down the toilet…what a shame.
And getting caught with 2 e pills is not manslaughter. Who told you that, you’re health teacher? Getting caught with 2 e pills will probably land you a nasty fine and some community service, but manslaught? C’mon.
getting cought with 2 e pills is considerd man slaughter…
Do you think someone had to count out the 107,734 tablets of ecstasy?
There fake shit! Dont buy NumberJohnny.
“You know, they call them fingers, but I never see them fing.”
Oh man, I got Marge on the other line and she is totaly bumming me out.
My bud dealer actually has the Homer ones, he said they’re pretty good…..but then again he IS my dealer so he could just be bullshitting for profit.
Bastard.
You know, they call them fingers, but I never see them fing.
Oh yeah, Simpsons reference:
THIS PLACE HAS A KITCHEN?!?!?!
Funny, I thought that the director of movies where 40-foot-tall killer robots beat each other to pieces for over tow hours at a time would have to be taking some powerful drugs FROM THE VERY START.
I guess now we know why Jimbo Jones’ shirt was chafing him.
I prefer “Trucker’s Choice” brand pep pills.
I don’t think those are ACTUAL esctacy tablets, as they look just like the fake ones the DEA wrote about in their last Microgram Bulletin newsletter (the smuggler’s how-to):
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0509/mg0509.html
Also Bart Simpson and Smurf pills.
These are nothing compared to Flintstones Chewable Morphines.
Remember you can’t spell Krystal Meth without Krysta
The only way I’d ever do ecstasy again would be if they made it in the shape of a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper.
+1 WHH
“Oh yeah, the drugs. Ya gotta have the drugs.”
To ecstasy, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!
@TWT, seriously a name like Krysta has ecstasy mule written all over it.
I’m stunned that a baby girl named Krysta did not turn out okay.