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07.10.09 GET IT? IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS PENIS IS BIG.

battle-of-the-bulgeWait, I thought “Battle of the Bulge” was a FOX reality show?

Right on the heels of HBO’s “Hung,” a show about a man who becomes a prostitute because his penis is big, MTV is making “Hard Times,” a show about a teenager with a big penis.  Original!

[The] show chronicles the hellish life of RJ Berger, a desperately unpopular 15-year-old.

When RJ’s anatomical gift is dramatically revealed in front of the whole school, he goes from anonymous to famous and finds his first sliver of confidence. But he also has to deal with a best friend trying to capitalize on his newfound fame, a student body with no shortage of cruel jokes and an insane home life.

Actually — and it kills me to say anything remotely positive about MTV programming — this is a way more interesting (and realistic) premise than Hung’s grown-up-loser-becomes-gigolo.  So good work, MTV.  Unoriginal and interesting is a nice change of pace from your routine of unoriginal and sh-tty.

(By the way, I apologize for using a military history reference for the image.  For some reason I didn’t quite feel like doing an image search for BIG TEENAGE COCK.)

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There are 16 comments about:
GET IT? IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS PENIS IS BIG.

July 10th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Zack says:

Jesus Christ, that’s the exact same plot from Teen Wolf.

July 10th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Yamabushi says:

“I didn’t quite feel like doing an image search for BIG TEENAGE COCK” Burnt out?

Zacks right its Peen-Wolf.

July 10th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
iwontrememberthis says:

He becomes famous at school for having a big wang, but suffers “no shortage of cruel jokes” for it? Has anyone ever made fun of someone for having a bigger penis?

July 10th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Matt says:

+1s to Zack and Yama. Well done, sirs.

July 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Kid Presentable says:

I dare to you find an MTV show that doesn’t feature a giant dick.

July 10th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Kid Presentable says:

*I dare you to find … dammit.

Hey Ufford, why do you censor “shitty” but not censor “BIG TEENAGE COCK”?

July 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Matt says:

I dunno, KP. I guess our advertisers love big teenage cock.

July 10th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
spankyd says:

I thought MTV showed music videos?
/perplexed

July 10th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Panty Man says:

Talk about unoriginal–Hitler stole the idea of a winter offensive from Fredrick the Great.

July 10th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Matt says:

Thank you, Panty Man. Military history humor is my favorite humor.

July 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Yamabushi says:

Ive got a Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf in my pants.

July 10th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Oscar says:

Having a big dick isn’t hard times.

You don’t know what hard times are daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work. They got four or five kids and can’t pay their wages, can’t buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell em’ go home. And hard times, are when a man works on a job thirty years, THIRTY YEARS! They give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say HEY a computer took your place, Daddy! That’s hard times!

July 10th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

Soooo do you think it’s alright if I watch a show about a teenager with a huge dong or should I expect a visit from the local sheriff?

July 10th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
CrabApple says:

America

We make pedophiles more comfortable by the day.

July 10th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
iwontrememberthis says:

Hard times is working out why Oscar came to a TV blog to comment on society.

July 10th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Leapin_Lizards says:

“no shortage of cruel jokes”

haha…you’ve got a huge ass dick! Hey look, it’s that kid with the HUGE DONG!

kids can be so cruel…

/hits home

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