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07.31.09 I’M PRETTY OVER SEINFELD

Seinfeld's teeth

“Curb Your Enthusiasm” creator, star, and Truman Show-like god Larry David is staging a “Seinfeld” reunion on the new season of his show. And while I get why this could be funny, I really don’t want to have to watch Jerry Seinfeld do anything but quietly grow old and die from now on.

Not that Bee Movie wasn’t hilarious. And not to suggest that his heavily touted cameo on the season 2 premier of 30 rock wasn’t just jam packed with laughs, but is it just possible that Jerry Seinfeld might have run his course? The guy is basically the symbol of the early 90’s which is a time period stuck between retro kitsch and recent nostalgia in that “I am embarrassed there are pictures of me in those style of jeans” phase. Please let us move on you observational douche bag.

Do I really have to look at those teeth for five episodes of a show I would otherwise be loving?

12 Comments » TAGS: CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, HBO, JERRY SEINFELD, LARRY DAVID, SEINFELD

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There are 12 comments about:
I’M PRETTY OVER SEINFELD

July 31st, 2009 at 10:00 am

StuScottBooyahs says:

And while I get why this could be funny, I really don’t want to have to watch Jerry Seinfeld do anything but quietly grow old and die from now on.

I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.

July 31st, 2009 at 10:07 am

Kid Presentable says:

Looks like Jerry’s a bit of a close talker.

July 31st, 2009 at 10:29 am

Sports and TV Fan Following Ufford around the Interwebs says:

Man it’s good Seinfeld went off the air before episodes in HD.

A hearty welcome to our new TV overlord. We will be pleased to toil in your underground sugar caves.

July 31st, 2009 at 10:38 am

LD says:

FYI-

Bee Movie sucked.

July 31st, 2009 at 10:51 am

jackin'4beats says:

Matt, your friends are gonna plotz when they read this.

/has no idea what I just wrote

July 31st, 2009 at 10:54 am

Ethan Jaynes says:

I categorically disagree with this post. Seinfeld is, was, and always be funny. Sorry bud.

July 31st, 2009 at 10:59 am

Ethan Jaynes says:

I do agree that he should be doing something besides “Curb”. It will most likely look and feel like a Seinfeld rerun, but I am still not “over” Jerry.

July 31st, 2009 at 11:00 am

Rondogg says:

Seinfeld was always garbage.

Hopefully they at least chain Michael Richard in the Episode to a black guy, “The Defiant Ones” style.

July 31st, 2009 at 11:11 am

Taco_Jones says:

So that’s 5,324,034 for and 1 against

July 31st, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Farthammer says:

I have never liked Seinfeld. I understand 90% of the population does, so I don’t talk too much shit. But let it be known – WE ARE OUT THERE

July 31st, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Strange Botwin says:

So this junior, junior, junior, TV Blogger rips on what’s considered by many to be the greatest comedy of all time, then proceeds to laud Kings, John from Cincinnati and ENTOURAGE! When did Ufford say he’s coming back? See you then. (footsteps)