Jessica Raffa, the pro dancer paired with blind paralympian Gerrard Gosens on Australia’s “Dancing with the Stars,” was rushed to the hospital for a CAT scan and an MRI after Gossen dropped her during rehearsal. Probably because — oh, I don’t know — HE’S BLIND.
They were rehearsing a rumba routine when Gosens missed his position and dropped Raffa, causing her to fall heavily to the floor, a Seven spokesperson said yesterday. While they were “still a little shaken”, the pair yesterday left for Melbourne for further rehearsals ahead of Sunday night’s live performance.
Gosens last week told the Courier-Mail of his admiration for Raffa, but they have argued over recent weeks. “I don’t know why you lashed out,” an obviously angry Raffa told Gosens in footage shown on last Sunday’s show. “I didn’t lash out,” a fuming Gosens replied.
Listen, I’m all for the empowerment of disabled people; it’s part of the reason why I sleep with so many amputees. Maybe asking a blind man to lift someone in the air based solely on timing and feel is the wrong thing to do. He’s much more suited for “Australia’s Next Top Heavy Machinery Operator.”





Man, I hope he doesn’t read this…
…”While they were “still a little shaken”, the pair yesterday left for Melbourne for further rehearsals ahead of Sunday night’s live performance.”…
I am assuming this is referring to those ridiculous bosoms.
I would like to see him compete on “America’s Next Top Flame-thrower”.
“…it’s part of the reason why I sleep with so many amputees.”
I do it for the nub jobs.
Blind people are angry and I cant blame them.
I saw a blind guy yelling at this nice woman for helping him too much. He couldnt find the counter in a Starbucks and he didnt like the way the woman put her hand on his back and tried to guide him to the counter.
He started yelling at her, “You shouldnt touch me! Dont touch me! Just tell me where it is.”
I would have pointed him in the direction of on coming traffic.
“This is a really wacky Starbucks. They blow really loud horns at you when you approach the counter. Just follow the sound of the horn.”
I should feel worse, but all the laughing is releasing endorphins.
Now all we need is blind judges on “America’s Got Talent”…
…mustn’t…make…obvious…joke…
Can we sign this guy up for the next season of Wipeout?
I like how you can see her rib cage in a few of those pictures.
The body says “Oh, Yes.”
The face says “Oh, Tranny.”
For the record – I am talking about her.