Comments on: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS DIDN’T WORK OUT BETTER

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:04:51 +0000

Man, I hope he doesn’t read this…

By: That guy

That guy — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:29:34 +0000

…”While they were “still a little shaken”, the pair yesterday left for Melbourne for further rehearsals ahead of Sunday night’s live performance.”…

I am assuming this is referring to those ridiculous bosoms.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:14:35 +0000

I would like to see him compete on “America’s Next Top Flame-thrower”.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:09:12 +0000

“…it’s part of the reason why I sleep with so many amputees.”

I do it for the nub jobs.

By: CrabApple

CrabApple — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:56:41 +0000

Blind people are angry and I cant blame them.

I saw a blind guy yelling at this nice woman for helping him too much. He couldnt find the counter in a Starbucks and he didnt like the way the woman put her hand on his back and tried to guide him to the counter.

He started yelling at her, “You shouldnt touch me! Dont touch me! Just tell me where it is.”

I would have pointed him in the direction of on coming traffic.

“This is a really wacky Starbucks. They blow really loud horns at you when you approach the counter. Just follow the sound of the horn.”

By: iwontrememberthis

iwontrememberthis — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:45:03 +0000

I should feel worse, but all the laughing is releasing endorphins.

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:24:16 +0000

Now all we need is blind judges on “America’s Got Talent”…

…mustn’t…make…obvious…joke…

By: wehavehair

wehavehair — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:10:29 +0000

Can we sign this guy up for the next season of Wipeout?

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:00:16 +0000

I like how you can see her rib cage in a few of those pictures.

By: ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:54:20 +0000

The body says “Oh, Yes.”
The face says “Oh, Tranny.”

For the record – I am talking about her.