Comments on: I LOVE YOU, MARY-LOUISE PARKER

By: Ari Ola

Ari Ola — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:36:57 +0000

She’s dirty and she knows it! “If your good, you get desert” with a photo of a cherry – translate – How would you like to suck on my big nipples! Well Miss Parker, if I’m good, do I get to suck your nipples?

By: J.L White

J.L White — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:13:37 +0000

I’m watching a TiVo’d episode of Weeds right now, and Alanis Morissette is giving MLP a gynecological exam. Now, I’m 100% certain no actual nudity was involved, but still….Alanis does not appear grateful enough to be viewing that fish-flavored creme brulee.

By: Tim Was Tim

Tim Was Tim — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:18:16 +0000

I just made a cream pie.

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:20:42 +0000

+1000 Burnsy

/Wonders how to get through whole day with hard-on

By: J.L White

J.L White — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:14:47 +0000

I don’t remember MLP being this hot 10 years ago; it’s almost like her hotness is in reverse. Shit, by the time she’s 60 she’ll have a pair of 36DDs.

By: La Schmoove

La Schmoove — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:10:45 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!! SHE’S SO FUCKING HOT!!!!

//rips off pants. begins to masturbate violently while screaming.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:52:30 +0000

I’d like to stick a finger in that pie, to check if it’s warm and moist.

By: La Schmoove

La Schmoove — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:31:36 +0000

@Vodka

Yeah, I remember Jason Biggs. I’m old school like that.

//zips up Starter jacket, inflates Reebok pumps and Bartman’s off into the sunset.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:10:44 +0000

Shit, I’d give Billy Crudup a handjob just knowing his dick had been inside of her. But not Claire Danes because, you know, ick.

By: Danger Guerrero

Danger Guerrero — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:04:56 +0000

My penis is very confused by her. Typically, the only things he likes that are over 40 years old are Playboys from the 1960s.