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07.12.09 JAY LENO WILL HAVE SEX WITH THIS CAR

Jay Leno went to London to host the unveiling of Jaguar’s new XJ horseless carriage, which shouldn’t be surprising given his notorious love of cars and extensive collection of rare and vintage automobiles. I find this video both tremendously boring and yet oddly fascinating: boring because I couldn’t possibly be less interested in cars, but fascinating because this is what Leno should have done for a living instead of comedy.  He tells a story about how seeing his first Jaguar is what made him interested in cars, and there’s real passion there.  Unlike his humor.

Jay, please, for America: stop hosting TV shows, and just make car commercials.  Preferably in England.  On British TV.

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There are 4 comments about:
JAY LENO WILL HAVE SEX WITH THIS CAR

July 12th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Oscar says:

Jay’s going to be on Top Gear today or right now, don’t know the exact time it airs in the UK. Can’t wait to search the internet for a good quality clip that’s online instead of waiting all day for it to download on bittorrent.

July 13th, 2009 at 12:10 am
iwontrememberthis says:

Leno was not on Top Gear, and thus it remains the best show on television.

July 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Leapin_Lizards says:

I wonder what Kevin Eubanks is up to? Resting his jaw from laugh-fucking Jay every night?

July 13th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Dave says:

Yeah, America hates Jay Leno…oh wait, America actually loves Jay Leno. Not me personally, but even I know better than to call the guy a hack.

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